Sauron
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Summary: Sauron deals with an orc strike. Done for two challenges: Salute to Jules and the 666 words. Enjoy. Jules, you are the best!

Note: The actual text is really 666 words. The Disclaimer bumped it up a bit.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Sauron
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: Monty Python's Flying...Nazgul?
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 693 Read Count: 2070
Published: May 01 2007 Updated: May 01 2007 [Report This]
Summary: A few decades after his defeat on the Isle of Werewolves in the First Age of the Sun, Sauron goes back to Angband and after seeing Morgoth, enters a pub. A rather inquisitive balrog (who is left unnamed because Tolkien never named him *sobs*) starts to chat him up.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Balrog, Glorfindel, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Other, Sauron
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1985 Read Count: 2554
Published: Jan 16 2007 Updated: Jan 16 2007 [Report This]
Summary: 100 years before the War of the Ring, Adunaphel, the seventh Nazgûl and only female, makes a high-stakes bet with Sauron that could cost him his virtue.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Adunaphel, Nazgûl, Sauron
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 571 Read Count: 3069
Published: May 27 2011 Updated: May 27 2011 [Report This]
Summary: 50 years before the War of the Ring, the Mouth of Sauron is pranked by the Nazgul on his first day as Chief Ambassador for Mordor.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Mouth of Sauron, Nazgûl, Sauron
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1903 Read Count: 749
Published: Apr 01 2013 Updated: Apr 01 2013 [Report This]
Summary: After losing Isengard, Saurman must sleep on a relative's couch.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Saruman, Sauron
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3597 Read Count: 570
Published: Apr 06 2014 Updated: Apr 07 2014 [Report This]
Summary: Sauron battles the great hound Huan and loses everything but the shirt on his back. No, make that everything.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Huan, Lúthien Tinúviel, Morgoth / Melkor, Sauron, Thuringwethil
Genres: Erotica, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1989 Read Count: 549
Published: Apr 01 2015 Updated: Apr 01 2015 [Report This]
Summary: In SA 1700, Sauron swept across Middle Earth on a mission to take the three Elven Rings from Gil-Galad. He was just as quickly swept back.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Gil-Galad, Sauron
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4798 Read Count: 273
Published: Apr 01 2016 Updated: Apr 01 2016 [Report This]
Summary: King Aragorn is going on with his usual business when a man appears in front of him. This turns out to be Sirius Black. They later meet Captain Jack Sparrow as well. Together, the three characters from different worlds go on an adventure in Middle Earth, becoming close friends.....Aragorn, Sirius, AND Jack-three hotties all in one........can you say HELL YES!?
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Bilbo, Boromir, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Faramir, Frodo, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other, Pippin, Rosie, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Treebeard, Witch King
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1764 Read Count: 6152
Published: Feb 03 2006 Updated: Feb 19 2006 [Report This]
Summary: While in Bree, the hobbits meet up with Aragorn (Strider). He is to lead them to Rivendell on request of Gandalf. But strange things start happening after Aragorn takes a bite of an apple of his while in Bree. He later reveals to the hobbits a secret about these apples, but what no one, not even he, realizes is that these apples are from ordinary......so they are UNordinary............which makes them EXTRAordinary.................yeah, you get it............
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf / Olorin, Elrond, Sauron, Saruman, Bilbo, Gollum, Boromir, Celeborn, Galadriel, Glorfindel, Haldir, Original Character, Other, Butterbur, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Witch King, Balrog
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 22675 Read Count: 17421
Published: Aug 08 2005 Updated: Jan 29 2006 [Report This]
Summary: And here it is! The sequel to the story Aragorn's Apples: The Fellowship of the Ring...and Apples. The fellowship is broken. Frodo and Sam carry the One Ring to Mount Doom while Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli search for the Urukhai that took Merry and Pippin. Boromir is dead. Gandalf is dead (or IS he...?). While the ring begins to take a hold of Frodo, the mysterious apples begin to affect Aragorn more deeply. Oh yeah, not to mention the chaos that is issuing from the two towers. Will Sam ever realize that he can't really fly? Will the Nazgul finally catch a break? Will Aragorn find himself overwhelmed by all of his gay friends? BIG stuff happening!
Categories: Movie-verse, Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Boromir, Denethor, Elrond, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Glorfindel, Gollum, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other, Pippin, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Treebeard
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: Character Death, MPREG (male pregnancy), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7101 Read Count: 9607
Published: Apr 02 2006 Updated: Jul 26 2006 [Report This]
Arrow of Mirkwood by owlett Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 25]
Summary: A young elf of Mirkwood sets out to join King Thranduil's army. Along the way she has many adventures and meets Legolas, and Legolas' younger brother, Armalas. This story is mostly comedy, but has serious aspects like battles. It also combines some things from modern society, like toasters. Please read and review. Constructive critisism welcomed.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Balrog, Bilbo, Boromir, Celeborn, Cirdan, Dain Ironfoot, Denethor, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Erestor, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Galion, Gandalf / Olorin, Gildor, Gilraen, Gimli, Glóin, Glorfindel, Gríma, Gwaihir, Haldir, Imrahil, Legolas, Merry, Mouth of Sauron, Nazgûl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other Canon Character, Pippin, Radagast, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Sean Bean, The Fellowship, Thengel, Théoden, Théodred, Thranduil, Witch King
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Violence
Challenges: 100 Themes
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 32354 Read Count: 29994
Published: Jan 06 2008 Updated: Apr 04 2009 [Report This]
Artistry by cirrus Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Sauron, on the creation of orcs. Short.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Sauron
Genres: Horror
Warnings: Torture
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 399 Read Count: 1754
Published: Feb 14 2005 Updated: Feb 14 2005 [Report This]
Summary: The Barad-Dur Help Group meet in Barad-Dur to discuss their issues. And that's just where their adventures begin!
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf / Olorin, Sauron, Saruman, Gollum, Boromir, Faramir, Other, Denethor, Witch King
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8792 Read Count: 12487
Published: Aug 17 2005 Updated: Sep 01 2005 [Report This]
Beauty and the Orc by Melda Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 9]
Summary: Vanya's never seen an Orc before. She'd heard of them, of course, about how hideous and cruel and evil they were. All that she heard, however, did not stop her from tending to a wounded Orc she found in her father's barn, though she didn't know what it was at first. What will happen as she and the orc slowly learn to trust each other? Read, review, and find out. :)
Categories: Book-verse, Crossovers Characters: Gandalf / Olorin, Original Character, Sauron
Genres: Family, Fantasy, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7352 Read Count: 7512
Published: Aug 03 2011 Updated: Aug 07 2011 [Report This]
Believe in Myths by Midnight Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The story that I postponed the writing of all my other stories to write is finally here! It is book one in my new series: Warrior from Modern Days. It is about a thirteen year old boy named Liam whos grandfather is J.R.R. Tolkien's best friend, and he told John all about his journeys into Middle Earth, and then John wrote a book about them.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Denethor, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Gollum, Legolas, Merry, Original Character, Pippin, Sam, Sauron, Sméagol, Théoden
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Fantasy, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death
Series: Son of Gondor
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 22711 Read Count: 22245
Published: Jan 19 2009 Updated: Jan 19 2009 [Report This]
Bride of Mordor by Azukiel Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Aradheleth, daughter of the Witch King of Angmar, born into darkness and servitude, promised to the one Dark Lord.
What awaits her in Mordor? Will her blackened heart be enough to sate Sauron? Will she bend to his every whim, or will the static memories she sees contort her from the path she is meant to lead?


WARNING: WILL contain explicit sexual content (erotica), dark and evil themes, gore, cannibalism, violence and possible rape. As I ALWAYS say: you don't like it, then DON'T READ IT!
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Mouth of Sauron, Nazgûl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Sauron, Witch King
Genres: Erotica, Fantasy, Horror, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), BD/SM, Character Death, Graphic Sex, Kink, Rape, Torture, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14550 Read Count: 3023
Published: Jan 07 2015 Updated: May 02 2016 [Report This]
Summary: Gondor crumbles before the Power in the East and all may be lost... Ithiliel, a Dúnadan maiden witnesses the fall of her home, the doom of her people and the loss of all she ever loved. A young woman of Rhûn and a warrior of Angmar prove to, unexpectedly be her closest allies and dearest friends. No, the thing that brings them together is greater than all the differences between their people, their cultures, their personalities. And if this unexplained friendship and their adventures will throw them into the claws of Darkness, so be it!
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Morgoth / Melkor, Nazgûl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Sauron, Witch King
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Friendship, Horror, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Violence
Series: Children Of Darkness
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2996 Read Count: 407
Published: Jun 22 2015 Updated: Jun 22 2015 [Report This]
Summary: As the Third Age draws to a close, Caradhras's prophecy looms over Khamul, who has to come to terms with a world ruled by Sauron or Morgoth. The Witch-King struggles to prevent Morgoth from taking over his body and mind, and finally, the One Ring has been unearthed, and its reclamation by Sauron or destruction in Mount Doom will decide the fate of the Nazgul.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arathorn, Arwen, Balrog, Bilbo, Boromir, Butterbur, Celeborn, Celebrían, Cirdan, Cirion, Drogo Baggins, Elfhelm, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Ents, Eomer, Eomund, Eorl, Eowyn, Faramir, Fatty Bolger, Feanor, Felarof, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Glorfindel, Gollum, Legolas, Merry, Morgoth / Melkor, Mouth of Sauron, Nazgûl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other Canon Character, Pippin, Primula Baggins, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Smaug, Sméagol, Théoden, Treebeard, Witch King
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 88 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 120136 Read Count: 82626
Published: Nov 14 2010 Updated: May 08 2011 [Report This]
Summary: Gil-galad and Círdan attend mid-summer festivities in Eregion. An unwelcome guest crashes the party.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Celebrimbor, Cirdan, Gil-Galad, Sauron
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3353 Read Count: 502
Published: Mar 30 2014 Updated: Mar 30 2014 [Report This]
Summary: They watched her flying from one spot to the next, dancing a frightening waltz of death. Quickly her eyes flashed to their motionless figures, "Run… get away from here fast…" Legalos didn't help her, he wasn't able to. How did it happen, he had lost her.

Strange happenings are occurring in Middle Earth, with the council gathering and everyone preparing for war, what impact would three not so foreign figures have? Let us follow the adventures of Emma, Jane and Luminour as they are faced with problems, far greater then what they have erev experienced before.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Boromir, Elrond, Frodo, Frodo Gamgee, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Gollum, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, The Fellowship, Treebeard
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Fantasy, Friendship, General
Warnings: Character Death, None, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3401 Read Count: 1437
Published: Sep 09 2012 Updated: Jan 30 2014 [Report This]
Summary: A modern multi-racial woman is stranded, sperated from medicine, and in totally unfamiliar territory. As she learn to survive, her life slowly dwindles with each injection. But can she learn to survive, and ever return home? And can she find love on the way?
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf / Olorin, Elrond, Treebeard, Sauron, Saruman, Rosie, Bilbo, Gollum, Boromir, Faramir, Celeborn, Galadriel, Glorfindel, Haldir, Original Character
Genres: Romance, Action/Adventure, Erotica, Humor, Fantasy
Warnings: Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4252 Read Count: 5611
Published: Dec 13 2005 Updated: Dec 26 2005 [Report This]
Summary: former title: Starlight. An elf was raised in our Earth and knew the future of Middle-Earth. Her presence was unknown though she was transported back to Middle Earth 500 years before the Ring War. Now, the war has begun. Will she keep continue on hiding her knowledge and her true identity to her newfound friends? Mary-Sue, NOT tenth walker. Legomance.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Gollum, Gríma, Haldir, Imrahil, Legolas, Merry, Namo / Mandos, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Orophin, Pippin, Rúmil, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, The Fellowship, Théoden, Thranduil
Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 37321 Read Count: 21725
Published: Mar 18 2007 Updated: Nov 25 2007 [Report This]
Days of the King by Barazinbar Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: King Elessar Telcontar is dead and his only son is beset by problems with his marriage, friends, and powerful lords. The most deadly threat, however, is the dark tendrils of evil that laid waste to Beleriand, drowned Numenor, and have now set their sights on Eldarion Telcontar.
Before he died, Aragorn gave his son three things: the Ring of Barahir, Anduril, and a letter. It's up to Eldarion to decide which one will save him.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Barahir of Ithilien, Eldarion, Feanor, Gimli, Legolas, Morgoth / Melkor, Nazgûl, Original Character, Other Canon Character, Sauron, Witch King
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14473 Read Count: 7830
Published: Jun 16 2011 Updated: Jul 07 2011 [Report This]
Summary: A water sprite taken captive by Sauron must regain who she was before her enslavement. As the Third Age of Middle Earth is thrust into turmoil, she meets someone she thought she had lost forever.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Legolas, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Sauron
Genres: Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: Rape, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 15179 Read Count: 13561
Published: Sep 05 2007 Updated: Oct 11 2007 [Report This]
Summary: A child of Rohan, narrowly escaping an orc attack on her village, finds herself at the mercy of Fangorn Forest, and all the creatures that live there. Meanwhile, an attack from the Enemy looms over Rohan and Fangorn, and Gandalf is troubled by dreams.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Gandalf / Olorin, Gríma, Lothiriel, Original Character, Saruman, Sauron, Théoden, Théodred, Treebeard
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Fantasy
Warnings: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7381 Read Count: 18251
Published: Jan 09 2008 Updated: May 24 2008 [Report This]