Summary: The title says all.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Gríma
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Ten ways to get killed by Lotr characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 51 Read Count: 459

Summary: A young elf of Mirkwood sets out to join King Thranduil's army. Along the way she has many adventures and meets Legolas, and Legolas' younger brother, Armalas. This story is mostly comedy, but has serious aspects like battles. It also combines some things from modern society, like toasters. Please read and review. Constructive critisism welcomed.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Balrog, Bilbo, Boromir, Celeborn, Cirdan, Dain Ironfoot, Denethor, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Erestor, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Galion, Gandalf / Olorin, Gildor, Gilraen, Gimli, Glóin, Glorfindel, Gríma, Gwaihir, Haldir, Imrahil, Legolas, Merry, Mouth of Sauron, Nazgûl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other Canon Character, Pippin, Radagast, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Sean Bean, The Fellowship, Thengel, Théoden, Théodred, Thranduil, Witch King
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Violence
Challenges: 100 Themes
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 32354 Read Count: 22172

Summary: This is about a Valar that was stuck on Middle Earth... I sorta got the idea from the LOTR Movie One where Gandalf dies and then in LOTR 2 you find out that he lived because he was one of the Valar and all...but anyways. I like this story, I've been writing it for a while, so I hope you like it!
Categories: Book Verse Slash, Movie-verse
Characters: Celeborn, Celebrían, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Galadriel, Glorfindel, Gríma, Haldir, Morgoth / Melkor, Other Canon Character, The Fellowship, Théoden
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1391 Read Count: 2633

Summary: The Super Duper Gay Elves make over (and out with) Middle-earth's clueless mortal men. "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" meets "Lord of the Rings"!
Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Balrog, Elrohir, Elrond, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Glorfindel, Gríma, Haldir, Legolas, Théoden
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5028 Read Count: 3311

Summary: Sick of being alone Grima decides to indulge in his fantasies with another but little does he know the plans she has for them.
Categories: Movie-verse, Off Topic
Characters: Gríma
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1284 Read Count: 1154

Summary: Grima/OC. Ithra, Boromir's fiancee, is forced to flee Gondor when her mother is killed by Orcs. She is given refuge in Rohan and discovers true love with King Theoden's adviser, Grima Wormtongue.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse
Characters: Gríma, Original Character
Genres: Drama, Erotica, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Graphic Sex, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3945 Read Count: 2879

Summary: The LOTR characters sit down on the Dr. Bill Show to tell the world about what they went through after the ring was destroyed.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse, Off Topic
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Balrog, Bilbo, Bill the Pony, Boromir, Captain Jack Sparrow, Celeborn, Denethor, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Gollum, Gríma, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Nazgûl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Pippin, Rosie, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Sméagol, Treebeard, Witch King
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1107 Read Count: 8149

Summary: Tasty recipes for all manner of Middle-earth delicacies!
Categories: Book-verse, Off Topic
Characters: Aragorn, Arathorn, Arwen, Balrog, Bilbo, Bill the Pony, Boromir, Celeborn, Deagol, Denethor, Eldarion, Elendil, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gil-Galad, Gimli, Gollum, Gríma, Haldir, Isildur, Legolas, Merry, Nazgûl, Peter Jackson, Pippin, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Smaug, Sméagol, The Fellowship, Théoden, Treebeard, Witch King
Genres: Humor, Tragedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 278 Read Count: 2582

Summary: What happens when the worlds of Tolkien and Whedon collide, in the style of Saruman or Maggie Walsh? This Gondorian musical comedy!

A second response to Took the Took's musical challenge, using "Once More, With Feeling" from BtVS.
Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Aragorn, Eomer, Eowyn, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Gríma, Legolas, Merry, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Saruman, Sauron, Théoden, Treebeard
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Challenges: Steal A Plot!
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1842 Read Count: 3509

Summary: My name is Haefwered and I am the daughter of a simple Rohan farmer. I was always a free spirit, always yearning to fly free of this world. Suddenly my whole world was torn down before my eyes when I was told I had to marry a man I didn't know. I knew I had to do something; I would not let my life be ruled by the duties that the patriarchal society deemed proper. So I ran away. I wasn't expecting to find any adventure and I certainly was not expecting to fall in love.

This is the story of a young feminist in middle earth seeking to break the ties that ground her.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Gríma, Háma, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Théoden, Théodred
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), First Draft, Torture, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7943 Read Count: 5277