Summary: It all began when Traveller looked at my darling Maedhros the wrong way. Nothing would have happened if she had heeded my threats. In defense, I have assembled what forces were necessary to take on… dun dun dun… KILLER Tooks! That’s right folks—Merry and Pippin have constructed a Trojan Bunny supplied with the deadly Ammo of…Herbal Essences Shampoo Bottles. Witness the battle between Ar-feiniel and Traveller for Lindt’s Chocolate, bragging rights as Ruler of Himring, a free dinner at the Prancing Pony, and Maedhros’ signature.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Bilbo, Celegorm, Esmeralda (Took) Brandybuck, Faramir Took, Farmer Maggot, Frodo, Legolas, Maedhros, Merry, Original Character, Paladin Took, Pippin
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 18824 Read Count: 16666

Summary: A short story about two young and mischievous Hobbits who dearly love mushrooms.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Esmeralda (Took) Brandybuck, Farmer Maggot, Fatty Bolger, Merry, Pippin
Genres: Fantasy, Friendship
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2499 Read Count: 1385