Summary: The Nazgul prank the Mouth of Sauron on his first day as Ambassador for Mordor.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Mouth of Sauron, Nazgûl, Sauron
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1903 Read Count: 179

Summary: The talk around Whitwell is that Paladin Took must be in dire financial straits since his son, Pippin, has started going around doing all sorts of the nastiest chores their neighbors need to have done. But, is that the truth of the matter?
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Pippin
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2230 Read Count: 920

Summary: Variety of one shorts that I've written since I stopped posting a while back.

WARNING: Frequent mentions/depictions of self-harm and suicide. If these topics offend or trigger you, please proceed with caution.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Drama, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Poetry, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: Character Death, Graphic Sex, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 15135 Read Count: 8929

Summary: What captures your eye when waiting.... Very harmless drabble really! Was a very rainy night, and I thought I had never written a fic about the beautiful Liv. So here it is! Liv belongs to herself, her husband belongs to himself. Everything and everyone else comes from my own imagination. Well I didn't invent cappucino...I wish! :p
Categories: Actor Fics
Characters: Liv Tyler
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 607 Read Count: 1283

Summary: **Dedicated to Lisse, my close friend and confidant. This is my most feeble attempt to honor you my friend. ** This is a drabble. It is a letter Maitimo has written, or any elf of your choosing to try and woo them. (I choose Maitimo ;)

This is my first go at archaic English involving thee and thou. I've included a plain English version too, because I have probably murdered the archaic forms of verbs and subjects. I'm not sure if this letter is beyond corny. I'll let you decide. If you see mistakes with thee's and thou's please let me know. I'm trying to improve on it.

A very huge huge THANK YOU to Amaranth for the critique! It meant so much to me. Hugs you!!!
Categories: Book-verse, Off Topic
Characters: Maedhros
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 906 Read Count: 1032

Summary: Elrond and Lindir are hungry, but there is no foood! A very silly fic. Read at own risk of losing brain cells.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Elrond, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 451 Read Count: 1147

Summary: A very AU reworking of short scene from Return of the King involving Aragorn and Eowyn.

This is actually an AU of my AU where the love between Aragorn and Eowyn reamined unrequited and Aragorn still goes on to become King and marry Arwen and Eowyn still marries Faramir but there was something more between them for a very brief time, in my AU at least.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Eowyn
Genres: Angst, Drama
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1386 Read Count: 1386

Summary: I want to let you know.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: Elladan, Original Character
Genres: Poetry, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 184 Read Count: 874

Summary: Lindir is terrified of dogs. Unfortunately, his lover Glorfindel loves dogs and keeps a dog. One day, after a particularly bad "introduce you to the doggy" session, Lindir anticipates their relationship ending over a "it's him or me" situation as he fears Glorfindel will choose the dog over him. In tears, he tells this to his cousin Melpomaen. Written for Glorfindel at LiveJournal as per request for a sequel to "Ice-cream Thief".
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir, Melpomaen
Genres: Humor, Mystery
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2608 Read Count: 1471

Summary: Might want to put a couple of towels down on your chair before reading this. Straight-up dominatrix smut. Starring elves include Haldir, Legolas, and Rumil.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash
Characters: Haldir, Legolas, Original Character
Genres: Romance, Drama, Erotica, Other
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing), Graphic Sex, Kink, AU (alternate universe), Extreme/taboo Fetish
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 24153 Read Count: 10026