Summary: A new little twist on an older idea..."The Rant" was a very, very popular commercial from the Molson Brewing company back in 2000, Its been redone many, many times and tonight just for a laugh I tweaked it once more and it gave me a giggle, I hope you may get a kick out of it too.

"The Rant" as it is known belongs to Molson and anything Lord of the Rings related belongs to the Tolkien Estate.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Other
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 356 Read Count: 4020

Summary: I must not be known. I must stay hidden. I must be invisible.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas, Frodo, Faramir, Original Character
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1386 Read Count: 3493

Summary: The Ring speaks of itself, and what it is, and what it is meant to be.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Other
Genres: Fantasy, General, Other
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 967 Read Count: 1832

Summary: A song I made up on the spot. I think the theme is love, not a hundred percent sure.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 79 Read Count: 1794

Summary: Four arrows hit the Mirkwood elf before he fell. "Legolas!" Words had been said, but no one can turn back time. "I should have listened to you before," Aragorn said, as he tried to save his best friend's life.

NOW COMPLETE
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Gimli, Legolas
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, General, Horror
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Torture
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14315 Read Count: 23021

Summary: Just a poem I wrote. I wrote it in Anglo Saxon runes. It's kinda short, but I felt it had a connection to the story I'm writting.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 75 Read Count: 1825

Summary: An Elf thinks about their lover.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 187 Read Count: 2171

Summary: Elijah and Robin both share an interest in medieval history...but can they live it?....
Categories: Actor Fics Characters: Orlando Bloom, Billy Boyd, Elijah Wood, Dominic Monaghan
Genres: General
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 957 Read Count: 2043

Summary: Yet another song about the Sea Longing.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 114 Read Count: 2289

Summary: Irisse(Aredhel) and Tyelkormo(Celegorm) finally have the chance to spend some quality time together, and an interesting question is asked.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Aredhel
Genres: Erotica
Warnings: Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4901 Read Count: 2546

Summary: Pippin and his sister Pimpernel are hanging out with each other and they go back to the good old days where it was just them and how they bonded so well.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Family, Friendship
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 950 Read Count: 850

Summary: The first in my Darker series. Tae - One of Breia's names later on in Rolitaaria - is at home alone and is unable to bear the pain . . .
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Original Character
Genres: Angst, Drama
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Torture
Series: Darker
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1580 Read Count: 1732

Summary: What if Legolas had been the one to fall in love with a mortal? What if he had been the one to make that difficult choice, between love and life? Inspired by Daniel Bedingfield’s “If You’re Not The One�.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas, Original Character
Genres: Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1713 Read Count: 1627

Summary: A poem about losing a friend.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 113 Read Count: 2072

Summary: Lindir the elfling (now an adolescent), is discovered skipping his class with Glorfindel and the other elflings by his Uncle Erestor.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 936 Read Count: 2484

Summary: A song about hating someone.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 141 Read Count: 2273

Summary: Glorfindel visits Erestor, who hates Yule. The pair bicker.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1247 Read Count: 2091

Summary: a very angsty poem about an Elleth who is fading at the news of her husband being killed at war.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 213 Read Count: 1954

Summary: Arwen Undomiel acts on her choice. AU, mixture of Book and Movie Canon
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Arwen
Genres: Action/Adventure, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 32601 Read Count: 16995

Summary: Turin Turambar has many regrets. Rated for the end result, a character death (suicide), although not in the actual story.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Tragedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 282 Read Count: 1351

Summary: A poem, about (surprise surprise) Love.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Poetry, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 185 Read Count: 1540

Summary: Is it so easy to lose your best friend?
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Gimli, Legolas
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fantasy, General, Other, Tragedy
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1357 Read Count: 1492

Summary: Just a poem for all those who have had a broken heart.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 97 Read Count: 1420

Summary: Cold like snow even though it's holding off for true winter
Categories: Off Topic, Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Original Character
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 131 Read Count: 1287

Summary: After Gandalf has left with Pippin to Minas Tirith, Merry thinks about being apart from his best friend now. He is not sure how to go on because with Pippin some of his own strength has gone.
[Mild slash - maybe]
Categories: Movie-verse, Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Merry, Pippin
Genres: Angst, Friendship
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 577 Read Count: 1102