Summary: A new little twist on an older idea..."The Rant" was a very, very popular commercial from the Molson Brewing company back in 2000, Its been redone many, many times and tonight just for a laugh I tweaked it once more and it gave me a giggle, I hope you may get a kick out of it too.

"The Rant" as it is known belongs to Molson and anything Lord of the Rings related belongs to the Tolkien Estate.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Other
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 356 Read Count: 2967

Summary: The Ring speaks of itself, and what it is, and what it is meant to be.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Other
Genres: Fantasy, General, Other
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 967 Read Count: 1390

Summary: Four arrows hit the Mirkwood elf before he fell. "Legolas!" Words had been said, but no one can turn back time. "I should have listened to you before," Aragorn said, as he tried to save his best friend's life.

NOW COMPLETE
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Gimli, Legolas
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, General, Horror
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Torture
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14315 Read Count: 16966

Summary: An Elf thinks about their lover.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 187 Read Count: 1664

Summary: Yet another song about the Sea Longing.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 114 Read Count: 1700

Summary: Pippin and his sister Pimpernel are hanging out with each other and they go back to the good old days where it was just them and how they bonded so well.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Family, Friendship
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 950 Read Count: 404

Summary: What if Legolas had been the one to fall in love with a mortal? What if he had been the one to make that difficult choice, between love and life? Inspired by Daniel Bedingfield’s “If You’re Not The One�.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Legolas, Original Character
Genres: Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1713 Read Count: 1259

Summary: Lindir the elfling (now an adolescent), is discovered skipping his class with Glorfindel and the other elflings by his Uncle Erestor.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 936 Read Count: 1874

Summary: Glorfindel visits Erestor, who hates Yule. The pair bicker.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1247 Read Count: 1597

Summary: Arwen Undomiel acts on her choice. AU, mixture of Book and Movie Canon
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Arwen
Genres: Action/Adventure, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 32601 Read Count: 11994