This is awesome. Believe me, I laughed hysterically at this. YOU'RE the best, Araiona.
Author's Response: Haha, really? You liked it? Yay! :) No, you're way better. :) There's no way I would be able to write the riffs you write for the MST3K series. You totally rock. :)
...Not feeling sorry for the Orcs one bit XD
Author's Response: Haha! Yeah, that orc had to have little brains if he thought telling Sauron the demands right after Sauron's favourite curling team lost was such a good idea. :) Thankee for the review!!
ROFL! It was utterly hilarious!
I had to read it in an English accent for full effect.
Author's Response: Thankee! *giggle* I had just been watching Monty Python before writing it so...:) Thankee for the review! :)
*Swooning* You rule entirely for combining those two challenges. (Isn't it utterly silly that the author's notes count towards the word total?) I also really liked the detail of the curling match. Of course, your story makes me think -- how do the orcs spend their two weeks? and, What is Barad-dur's HR department like?
I think that maybe a PG rating is more appropriate, for language.
Author's Response: :) Why thankee Ria! I did want to do the Jules challange and then when I saw the 666 word one I went 'okay, combining time'. :) Plus, I had just been thinking about curling AND watching Monty Python. :) Hmm...maybe its time to explore orcs on holiday... Okie Dokie, I'll change that. :) Thankee!