*Ducks posion machine gun* It's quite good actually. I often find myself scribbling fics in Physics!
Author's Response: I'm glad you liked it..*hides machine gun and displays her orthodontist's latest masterpiece*...I'll try to write more :p
This was funny and witty!! I love it!! Please, keep writing more!!
Author's Response: Thank you for your review!! I intend to write more, though not just about this but a few different stories inspired by some of the things in this fic.
I know it's movie-verse, but I hope that the next chapter shows him planning his take-over of the Shire. I really enjoyed the details of his new wardrobe -- of course he'd be THRILLED to have something new to wear besides white.
Author's Response: Thank you for your review!!I'm glad that you liked my description of his wardrobe, I was beginning to think it was getting too wordy! I will try to write one chapter on Saruman's take-over of the Shire, though it may take some time. I haven't read the book for 5 years now, so I'm a little rusty on the details, but I'll try and lay my hands on it.