Hahah!! Its so wrong that i thought this was about a lady and was like..."ooooh, kinky" and then realised and felt very very wrong!
I love this though. It is very original. And amazingly written as ever by you. Haha Orlando would so carry a gorilla around and tuck it inot bed if he could. And he would love it like a wife.
(not that i care at all what mr Bloom does....dammit woman you have affected me with your floom loving ways.)
Email me lady! How was your break?
love this its cracking!
Love yoou!!!

xxx