Hahah!! Its so wrong that i thought this was about a lady and was like..."ooooh, kinky" and then realised and felt very very wrong!
I love this though. It is very original. And amazingly written as ever by you. Haha Orlando would so carry a gorilla around and tuck it inot bed if he could. And he would love it like a wife.
(not that i care at all what mr Bloom does....dammit woman you have affected me with your floom loving ways.)
Email me lady! How was your break?
love this its cracking!
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