I laughed so hard when I read this! If Phoebe is the Mary-Sue of cats, my cat is the annoyed random elf of cats that enjoys taking Mary Sues out with a large machine gun. ;) Lorian
Author's Response: Uh oh...better not let her near Phoebe! Fortunately or unfortunately, depending on how you look at it, I don't own Phoebe. My own cat is a fat, lazy hobbit.