Love the Ritz Crackers and Kraken lines. Funny :)
Author's Response: Thanks. I'm glad you liked it. I don't know where i got the kraken from, but my brother thought it said crackers (he id 5 and just learned to read) so he asked me why i had ritz crackers in my story. It was just kinda random. Thanks again!
Hannon le, mellon nin
*Chair falls as Shadow Maiden stands up and runs out of the door to to rescue*
ARAGORN: Hay thanks for comming over to help....
ME: Hay! What are you doing on my fan fic account!?
ARAGORN: Ummm... Nothing!
ME: Move! Let me see what you did.
ARAGORN: No, come on, I was just being helpful.
ME: LEGOLAS! Get Aragorn's butt off of that computer desk.
ME: (after reading the screen) Wow you can't type fast, can you?
LEGOLAS: Wow, you've been sitting here for at least 15 min and you didn't even type a whole sentance?
ARAGORN: I wouldn't be talking girley boy, you can't type eather.
LEGOLAS: YEAH? Well at least I can type a whole sentance in 10 min, so there.
ME: He's got a point.
ARAGORN: Yeah, well thanks for comming. See yah.
ME: He's been in a much better mood, thanks.
Author's Response: Don't worry he isn't mad at you, and for some reason not me either. He realized it was a really bad faliure attempt to make fun of Aragorn. He is kinda peeved at Elladan and Elrohir though cuz of the laughing :) Well, off to think up a sequel. Hasta Luego!
I see you're writing more, that's good. I haven't had the time or energy for a while and I'm focusing more on my books.
Talk to you later and tell Elladan I miss him terribly. *wipes away a tear* Just kidding:)
Hay, well I'm glad the twins came for a visit. Legolas says he forgives them for laughing (He's really not one to hold a grudge, but Aragorn on the other hand....) *smiles* He's getting over it! :) Best of luck on your books!
ME: Shhhh, don't tell Legolas that. He ignored me for 2 days when he read this.
LEGOLAS: Don't tell me what?
ME: Nothing... I mean... I DIDN"T DO IT!
LEGOLAS: Over reacting much?
ME: Hay I don't over react!
LEGOLAS: Ummm.... right. (walks out of room with a really annoying smile on his face)
ME: Sometimes he can be really annoying.