*Laughs* Woooow. That’s funny! What were some of the other oxymorons on that list? Mircosoft works! I have to use that joke somewhere. Can I?
Well, congratulations on getting this out of your system. Kudos for writing this creative, comical, and random of a rant when deprived of sleep!
P.S. Nice title! :P
you need energy drink.. if theres anything that will make you creative.. its energy drinks :)
and if you have writers block.. you need to see the story as a movie already.. try imagining the music you could put there.. that might help :)