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Sorry Bilbo, My Unexpected Party Totally Pwns Yours. Reviewer: ladygreensleeves Signed
*snork* Hah! That's GREAT!!! I think I actually do have a security guard named Marty. Not sure, but I think I do! :D Keep up the great work! ^_^
Erm...Costume Party? Reviewer: EowynsPen Signed
Cool! Oh wow this is absolutely hilarious!
Lemme guess... they got to Moriah's dorm because while lost in the blizzard on the mountain Gandalf said some sort of spell to take them straight to Moria instead of having to walk down the mountain, but instead of Moria it takes them to Moriah?
Author's Response: Ah, you guessed it! :-P Even though you know why they're there, I hope you continue to read the story!
F.U.B.A.R: Story of my Life Reviewer: xFanarix Signed
Ah, Brandon! I will read 'Walking the Line' :) Are you thinking of weaving the two stories together?
Author's Response: No actually, I wanted to include him and see if readers were paying attention :-P. WTL is going to stay separate. I hope you like WTL!
F.U.B.A.R: Story of my Life Reviewer: xFanarix Signed
Lol, this is so amusing. There's not-really-funny when it's whacky and over-the-top and the kind of thing that gets shown with canned laughter on the tv, or there's this, which is well-written humor.
"My name is Brandon McEwan, and I really hope we're both sane."
Good choice that man! :DAuthor's Response:
I'm so glad you like the story! My heart was in my mouth for a little bit, I thought you meant that my humor was of the not-really-funny variety, but then I read again, and my heart slid back to where it belonged lol.
Have you read my story, Walking the Line? I'm not sure if the quote you cited is a reference to the actual person, or his decision. Thanks for the review!
GAH! Write more please! I want to know what... um.. I.. er, do next. Plus, it's kind of odd to see people in the reviews talking about me! *snork* lol. ANYWAY, keep up the good work!Author's Response:
More is coming, and if you want to know what you're going to do, all you need to do is ask. Wow, that was a strange sentance. Anywho, it's definitely weird reading reviews talking abotu you for me as well!
Title: Pippin's in my Parking Lot, Doo-dah, Doo-dah. Reviewer: Bearer of Light Anonymous
Pippin! (shakes head) She's in real trouble now. When is Leggy going to say something?Author's Response:
Legolas, as well as the other hobbits, will speak probably in another chapter or so.
F.U.B.A.R: Story of my Life Reviewer: Narya Signed
Yay, Brandon McEwan! :-D
I love this story, it makes me laugh so much.
"I'd be pissed off too if I had to go out into a snowstorm to turn off my car alarm and then found eight freaks with swords.
Oh wait. That already happened to me. Minus the car and all."
Brilliant! More, please!
Author's Response: More is on the way, and I'm so glad the story makes you laugh! Thanks for the review!
Title: My Big Fat Mouth Reviewer: Bearer of Light Anonymous
Pippin, you little troublemaker! (*kisses him fondly on the head*) Moriah's ina lot of trouble now.!
Author's Response: Pretty much! Thanks for the review!
Title: Lost in Translation Reviewer: Bearer of Light Anonymous
"excuse me, but this is not Moria" Gandalf finally stops babbling and instead chants snow? Lol, i loved this one! Nice job!
Author's Response: I'm glad you liked it! This is one of my first humorous stories, and even though it's kind of strange, people like it. This makes me happy. Thanks for the review!
Title: I swear to God, I'm not tripping. Reviewer: Bearer of Light Anonymous
Moriah's talking to a skull and then the Fellowship suddenly appears. LOL! Nice job!
Author's Response: I'm glad you like the story thus far. I hope you'll continue to like it as the tale continues! Thanks for reviewing!
Pippin's in my Parking Lot, Doo-dah, Doo-dah. Reviewer: Pink Siamese Signed
You're quite good with the humor. You should write it more often. :)
Author's Response: Thank you so much!
Ow. My first bloody nose is given to me via kick in the face by a Hobbit. COOL! And I really REALLY hope that Gandalf does some magic to make said confused college boy forget everything he saw... he could pull an Obi-wan Kenobi thing! "This is not the Fellowship you're looking for... move along..." lol Star Wars reference. Write more soon please!
Author's Response: Whether Gandalf makes him forget or not remains to be seen. I'm not going to do the Obi-wan thing though. It's been done too many times, haha. But thanks for the suggestion!
I swear to God, I'm not tripping. Reviewer: Narya Signed
Teeheehee, this just gets better and better! I loved the title for this chapter, and I think Pippin's reaction to the car alarm is spot on; he probably would find it absolutely terrifying. Keep going, please!
Author's Response: More is on the way! I'm so glad you liked the title, I'm having fun making them up.
My Big Fat Mouth Reviewer: xFanarix Signed
This is really funny. Dry, witty - and I have just dug myself a deeper hole. Heeeh!
Author's Response: In a deeper hole in the ground, there lived my sister? Just kidding. Thanks for the review, I'm glad you like it!
My Big Fat Mouth Reviewer: Katerinna Signed
A very cute tale, so far. Please write more soon. I'm a little ol' lady, so your speech is a bit odd to me, but it's fun, so carry on, my dear. I'm enjoying your predicament. K.
Author's Response: Thank you for the review, I'm glad you like the story!
I swear to God, I'm not tripping. Reviewer: Narya Signed
Oh, this is so funny!! Great job! :-D I loved Pippin setting off the car alarm - so typical! And...Gandalf swears!? I'm scandalized! (Not really - it works well. I didn't stop laughing the whole way through).
Author's Response: I'm sure Gandalf does swear, just not when everyone else can hear him. Although this situation probably warrants a few curse-words. Thanks for the review, I'm glad the story is humorous!
Duuuuuuuuuude, this is AWESOME.
Author's Response: Thank you!
I have to agree with... um... myself? This isn't turning out well at ALL! And the car with the alarm going off is about to be blown to pieces by a certain freaked out wizard and probably hacked/slashed/filled with arrows by the rest of the Fellowship. Eeeexxxcellent. :P PLEASE WRITE MORE SOON!!!Author's Response:
More is on the way!
Wow that's really random, I like it though. Keep going!
Author's Response: It's supposed to be random, I'm glad you like it :). It will keep going for another couple of chapters, this is a short story :)