Wow, that was actually hilarious. In a good and bad way.
Yes, that would be the enlonged version of 'Aragorn sped up the hill.'
Author's Response: Yep. And I just found out that it actually was 'Aragorn sped ON up the hill'! -_-
Funny! Pumpkin and grated lemon peels... that smell is now caught in my nose. The sensory descriptions were wonderful!
(I am glad that Tolkien decided against this beginning, though. ^^)
Author's Response: I'm glad, too. Good luck with your nose.
Once I began to understand what you're doing here, I laughed. :) Very cute- yes, I can imagine that Aragorn smelled rather awful. I like your style of humor- collected and sarcastic, a bit like my own in real life. Will this continue? Perhaps you could do one for the other two books. Carry on!
Author's Response: I'll make the attempt... possibly. ^-^;