I cant remember why I did respond to that part when you (Traveller) said you love to torture Pip. Because I love to do that *insane cackle* *cough* *choke*
The space guys are non other than Draenei! Gosh Im mixing this with everything... HP, Twilight, now World of Warcraft too O.O Hehe
Finally Aragorn’s ‘poke’ came in handy! Gandalf’s Dumbledore mania just cracks me up.
Gasp! Legolas afraid of goats? Now, that make me sad coz I got four goats… ;) Yet Legolas is right. Goats with their cud chewing can be quite creepy.
Space farers now... ! This is so random, it’s wonderful. ^^
My favorite line here was - “He’d have had preferred to find smokes and women. Now he found orcs. Typical.” XD
Ok, I googled Tesco and it looks a lot like Wal-Mart, except I don't think Wal-Mart sells home appliances. But everything else looks pretty similar! Wal-Mart sells things really cheap. I know a guy who's really rich and had never been there, and he thought it was a store that just sold wallpaper. So you're not the only one. :)
Cute! Love the "poke" thingy, and how each character has their own individual quirk. What is Tesco? I love Pippin, too! I especially delight in torturing him... *smiles evilly* ;) Anyhow, great job and keep it up!