Bahahaha what clever innuendos (did I spell that right?)
Hello again my friend. My laptop is still down so I grab snippets of stories whenever I can borrow a computer. It's been a while but although my story has staggered to a very unwelcome halt (in my opinion) I'd just like to let you know I'm still enjoying your works and love visiting this site just to read the gloriously entertaining writings of one such as you! ~ Iri
Author's Response: Oh my, Irial, thank you so much. Gosh, I wrote this so long ago it seems. Sorry to hear that your computer is still down. That really sucks, I know. Hope it gets fixed soon.
Melissa's melons and Legolas' knife? Hmmm. Rather amusing interviews, to say the least. Cleverly done!
Author's Response: Thank you very much. It was fun to get away from the seriousness of trying to stick to the rules and just be silly for a change.