This is fun and very original! I like this image of Sauron the Bard. (A little scary, that, but still entertaining...)
The second verse gives a clear insight into the lot of orcs. Sauron's their god - they can't refuse him - no wonder he, M-E's Greatest Conrol Freak, enjoys them so.
Good job. I'm curious if you have anything else up your sleeve...? :)
Author's Response: Glad you liked it :) I'm working on another fic but it may be a while before I post it.