Well, if you put it this way, it is pretty comical. Nice job at giving us a good laugh. Although I'm not completely against 'Sue', there have been some really aweful ones out there. You just have to laugh.
Author's Response: Yeah. I'm not a total Sue-hater either. I just thought that it might be funny to poke fun. Especially since that my very first Fanfiction was a complete Sue...with powers and everything. Kinda embarrassing, but hey, I improved and this story just goes to show how far I've come since then. Reviews have helped me out a lot, so thanks for your opinion. Sorry I got to this kinda late, though. I'm a bit of a procrastinator.
Aw, poor Gimli needs a fangirl too. LOL. Purple eyes, blue hair, blindingly white teeth, that's pretty funny.
Author's Response: Yep. I took inspiration from my first orignal fic. This Sue was based off the character I created. Destroying her was my way of saying to myself 'Hey, you've finally gotten past this!'
Update soon!!! I want to find out what happens next!!!! Btw I love that poem that you quoted in the chapter end notes :) ~iggybaby
Author's Response: Thanks. The apple of inspiration had struck me very hard upon my noggin.