“I never thought it would be so hard to think evilly. It’s like.. I thought you’d just be evil, you know? But no, you have to have plans to dominate the world, build a reputation, create minions, make sure your second in command does not usurp you. Hard work, you know?”
Haha, I loved that quote...it's just, everything you write seems to be so well thought out and everything. It makes it so amusing.
I really liked how Morgoth was shot in the behind with an arrow. How funny!
Again, wonderful work! ~God bless
Title: An Arrow to the Bum Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: Jan 20 2007 12:12 pm [Report This]
Title: Evil IS Evil Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
lolol! I really like the arguments between Sauron and Morgoth. I think they were very well written and thought out. Wonderful work! ~God bless
Date: Jan 20 2007 12:01 pm [Report This]
Title: A Weird Visit Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Oh wow...this is an amazing story. Very well written! This is definitely going on my favorites. This was really a great idea! ~God bless
Date: Jan 20 2007 11:35 am [Report This]
Title: Hoo Boy Reviewer: astareal23 Signed
this might actually be the best thing i've ever read in my life. no joke.
Date: Jan 05 2007 04:39 pm [Report This]
Title: An Arrow to the Bum Reviewer: BookLuva7 Signed
*falls on floor clutching stomach & laughing* man, that was hilarious!!! Great story! Morgoth's bum? I was crying from laughter! :D Love it!!
Date: Oct 29 2006 01:47 am [Report This]
Title: Epilogue Reviewer: ArwenUndomiel Signed
Loved it! Really funny story. I know I'll never look at fanfiction the same way again! Absolutely brilliant.
Date: Oct 21 2006 05:06 am [Report This]
Title: A Weird Visit Reviewer: Wyn Telemnar Signed
I loved it!
Date: Oct 14 2006 09:32 am [Report This]
Title: Much Ado About Names and Mini-Balrogs. Reviewer: Wyn Telemnar Signed
Grammer Alert: Sadly, they did not know the secret mini-Balrog wing-shake and WERE discovered)
Date: Sep 28 2006 08:47 pm [Report This]
Title: The State of Evil Reviewer: Ria Signed
It's the funniest thing I've read in a long time. However, there are grammar-related Mini-Nazgul floating around, ie "[the] Ice Cream-Nazgul, who were muttering about how he had nothing matching".
Date: Apr 09 2006 12:47 am [Report This]
Title: Save the Last Dance For the Dwarf Reviewer: Shelbee Signed
This story is great thanks for writing it. I know im a bit slow on reviewing with you already haing another story up but hey!
Date: Nov 07 2005 11:25 pm [Report This]
Title: A Weird Visit Reviewer: AgentTwiggy Signed
Best. Fic. Ever. Excuse me, I'll just go devour part 2 now. ^_^
Date: Oct 01 2005 10:15 am [Report This]
Title: Nine Is the Number Of Your Counting… Reviewer: Calanthriel Signed
I found a mini Balrog. Glandirel. Possibly a 'Galadriel' min-balrog.
Date: May 12 2005 07:16 am [Report This]
Title: Nobody Expects the Orcish Inquisition Reviewer: Calanthriel Signed
Ha ha! Monty Python's flying circus! "We are the Spanish inquistion! Our chief weapons are fear and suprise! ... suprise, fear and ruthless efficiency! . . ."
Date: Apr 20 2005 08:09 am [Report This]
Title: Epilogue Reviewer: Anais Signed
And my favourite saga came to an end. I know that there's still Pt. II but I still got a little teary. Silly me, yes, I know!
Date: Oct 21 2004 05:31 pm [Report This]
Title: A Weird Visit Reviewer: Tathrin Signed
I love this story! I'm glad you posted it on this site, too! :)
Date: Oct 19 2004 06:35 pm [Report This]
Title: A Weird Visit Reviewer: Dorian Doman Signed
I love you... ::cries:: Marry me?
Author's Response: Nope! :P
Author's Response: Nope! :P
Date: Oct 09 2004 09:22 pm [Report This]
Title: A Weird Visit Reviewer: Anais Signed
Bonjour Mlle Sandman! I am not going to be leaving a review for each chapter though they are well worth it. I'll just stick to the first one if that's all right with you. You don't like compliments, I know. You know what? For 1 second, deal with them, please :) OFUM is a brilliant creation. It's funny, sarastic, ironic, sad...It's everything and I no longer see Tolkien's characters as these mystical beings. You made them so much more real and so much more...human. You're a really talented writer and it shows. I hope you never stop writing and I hope I shall never stop reading your stories.
Date: Sep 14 2004 11:24 pm [Report This]
Title: A Balrog Named Grimli Reviewer: Adoralyna Signed
Already hooked! This is truly wonderful!
Date: Aug 09 2004 06:53 am [Report This]