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Date: 25/04/16 - 06:20 am [Report This]
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Date: 02/07/15 - 10:23 pm [Report This]
Title: 56 ways to annoy the Dark Lord Sauron Reviewer: Farawein Signed
These are BRILLIANT! I told my 16 year old cousin to read it, and he didn't get number 37, and 54(He finds Hilary Duff very attractive)
Date: 11/07/11 - 05:49 pm [Report This]
Title: 56 ways to annoy the Dark Lord Sauron Reviewer: eomerbear Signed
I loved it! I 'specaially liked:

5. Make fun of the fact that he was beaten by a three foot hairy midget

6. Criticize his 'artistic abilities' and point to an orc

7. Tell him he's not as pretty as Legolas or Aragorn

15. Give him and his ring wraiths pet names

18. When he's been bad smack him and say "Bad boy!"

and

42. if proven uncooperative, say things like, "Legolas would do it." or, "I wish you were more like Aragorn"

(*rotflmao*) Keep up the humour PaintedBlack!
Date: 11/05/09 - 12:50 am [Report This]
Title: 56 ways to annoy the Dark Lord Sauron Reviewer: meerkatalex Signed
Kee-kee-kee-kee! Love it! Especially number 51 and 47! Thanks for writing this!
Date: 05/08/08 - 03:41 pm [Report This]
Title: 56 ways to annoy the Dark Lord Sauron Reviewer: morbidlullabys Signed
Lmao.
That is so hiliarious.
Lets hope he doesn't kill you.
So you can think of more ways to annoy him.
Date: 20/06/08 - 03:47 pm [Report This]
Title: 56 ways to annoy the Dark Lord Sauron Reviewer: i_love_aragorn Signed
I LOVE IT!!!! =D
Date: 31/12/07 - 03:31 pm [Report This]
Title: 56 ways to annoy the Dark Lord Sauron Reviewer: Fishpaste Signed
lololololololololololololololololol.
here are the ones we like like JEM... 2 6 11 23 18 26 43 48 49 51 55 and 45
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Date: 07/11/07 - 02:12 pm [Report This]
Title: 56 ways to annoy the Dark Lord Sauron Reviewer: EmilyofImladris Signed
Loved it! Maybe that's just me but i lovelists on how to annoy people. i think once before i went to bed i came up with ways to annoy elladan and/or elrohir or maybe that was ways to annoy Harry (POTHEAD) Potter. Congrats
Date: 09/08/07 - 12:32 am [Report This]
Title: 56 ways to annoy the Dark Lord Sauron Reviewer: Alataril Serinde Signed
You're killing me! I'm hyperventilating! This is very, very funny!
Date: 03/06/07 - 11:58 am [Report This]
Title: 56 ways to annoy the Dark Lord Sauron Reviewer: Alataril Serinde Signed
You're killing me! I'm hyperventilating! This is very, very funny!
Date: 03/06/07 - 11:55 am [Report This]
Title: 56 ways to annoy the Dark Lord Sauron Reviewer: Alataril Serinde Signed
i need an athsma pump, im laughing so hard!
Date: 27/04/07 - 11:43 am [Report This]
Title: 56 ways to annoy the Dark Lord Sauron Reviewer: Idhrenwen Signed
hahahahahahahahaha cant......stop........laghing........olololololololololololololololololo
Date: 27/01/07 - 05:22 pm [Report This]
Title: 56 ways to annoy the Dark Lord Sauron Reviewer: KaoruKamiya307 Signed
*falls on floor laughing* lol! @_@
Date: 21/11/06 - 12:10 am [Report This]
Title: 56 ways to annoy the Dark Lord Sauron Reviewer: Silverlake Signed
This is so funny! I totally agree with number 7. I would rate this a 9. The only bad thing is that it is a little long. But you make a great artist. 51 is goood too
Date: 11/11/06 - 06:57 pm [Report This]
Title: 56 ways to annoy the Dark Lord Sauron Reviewer: Silmarien Signed
very nice i like it
Date: 05/11/06 - 07:46 pm [Report This]
Title: 56 ways to annoy the Dark Lord Sauron Reviewer: Buckleberry Signed
Those are so good! *laughs hysterically*

Another one might be to persuade him to get insurance with Eye and dental care :D

Author's Response: omg that's hilarious! eye and dental care...that really cracked me up
Date: 05/11/06 - 07:19 am [Report This]
Title: 56 ways to annoy the Dark Lord Sauron Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Oh man.....so funny!!! Hilarious!!!!!
Date: 03/11/06 - 09:48 am [Report This]
Title: 56 ways to annoy the Dark Lord Sauron Reviewer: PhantomsDaughter13 Signed
56 is our fav. U ROCK!
Date: 14/10/06 - 06:50 am [Report This]
Title: 56 ways to annoy the Dark Lord Sauron Reviewer: Star Signed
Lol... that is hilarious... especially fifty six... and the one about legolas or estel would do it... lol i love it! My younger sister kept saying he was darth vader without realizing he was not and i had to tell her about five times they are completely different people... great job!
Date: 06/10/06 - 09:19 pm [Report This]
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