I loved it! I 'specaially liked:
5. Make fun of the fact that he was beaten by a three foot hairy midget
6. Criticize his 'artistic abilities' and point to an orc
7. Tell him he's not as pretty as Legolas or Aragorn
15. Give him and his ring wraiths pet names
18. When he's been bad smack him and say "Bad boy!"
42. if proven uncooperative, say things like, "Legolas would do it." or, "I wish you were more like Aragorn"
(*rotflmao*) Keep up the humour PaintedBlack!
Loved it! Maybe that's just me but i lovelists on how to annoy people. i think once before i went to bed i came up with ways to annoy elladan and/or elrohir or maybe that was ways to annoy Harry (POTHEAD) Potter. Congrats
Those are so good! *laughs hysterically*
Another one might be to persuade him to get insurance with Eye and dental care :D
Author's Response: omg that's hilarious! eye and dental care...that really cracked me up
Lol... that is hilarious... especially fifty six... and the one about legolas or estel would do it... lol i love it! My younger sister kept saying he was darth vader without realizing he was not and i had to tell her about five times they are completely different people... great job!