Woah! I was laughing the whole time! "The Four Admirable, Handsome Hobbits, Heroic, Ladies-Man Ranger, Gorgeous, Yet Dangerous, Elven Prince, Smelly, But Rigid Dwarf, Old, Know-It-All Wizard, and That Guy."
"We're sticking with Fellowship of the Ring."
Hilarious! Keep it up!
Author's Response: Thanks. I hope you continue to enjoy.