Just cause elves don't understand it doesn't automatically make it something they wouldn't know anyway. Elves aren't all knowing! Anyway, mind if I, uh, comment on this story?

Author's Response: *Rolls eyes* Soo critical of Elves. You don't even act like one. Orcs aren't cuddly toys ya know!

Ooh! I am loving this story. See? See? I told you I would read it! :D Sorry. Hyper moment. Thanks for the reviews you left on my "Stay Alive" story btw. Update soon! xxx

Author's Response: Most and definitly hyper ¬_¬. As for the reviews, no problem ^_^.

yay, an update

Author's Response: When I said leave a review I was hoping for something more critical ¬_¬

Author's Response: When I said leave a review I was hoping for something more critical ¬_¬

Author's Response: But thanks anyway. :)

Hey, did he just lose his head again?
Durband- the regenerating head elf! He's probably not dead this time either...

Author's Response: Techniclly, he was stabbed in the neck this time, not beheaded.. I don't know if he's dead or not.. Hm..

poor Legolas and Estel..don't let anything cruel happen to them. I like it a lot.

Author's Response: I can't make any promises.. Something angst will happen.. especially when they find out where the base is..

Author's Response: Oh, by "they" I meant the rescue team, not E&L :)

Heh, still take just as short a time for me to read, I notice you have stopped pleading for reviews, is this because mine are now far superior to yours?
Oh, Balrog's can't break fountain pens if i'm wielding them!

S.R (wondering if she realises that i have more Balrgo authority than her)

Author's Response: Superior? You wish! The balrog will kill you and then break the foutain pen, duh! So you have more Balrgo authority? Well I have Balrog authority, which I'm sure is more powerful! *Cough* Someone needs spellcheck *cough*

I had a theory, but i was wrong, that's why i said ignore me, anyway, Balrogs hold no fear for Shadow Ranger and his mighty fountain pen!
S.R Betting you used a spellcheck on that word...

Author's Response: I didn't use spell check actually! Balrogs can break fountain pens!

hehehe, poor bombadil...

Okay, the only think i've spotted that might be copunted against you is that there are a lot of periods and commas missing....

but i think the story is great! Please update soon!

Author's Response: Periods? Uh.. Sorry I don't understand what you mean.. Glad your enjoying it though!

Author's Response: Ok, I think i get it now, and fixed it. Tell me if I haven't! By the way, Bombadil is currently fighting a Balrog. *Looks innocent* Nothing to do with me! *Scream* Hmm.. Looks like Balrog 1 Bombadil 0

Very dramatic, why are you so desperate for reviews? Is it because my story has lots? Is it because there is prizes for reviews or something? Or are you just after more sarcastic comments from yours truely?

Author's Response: 'Cause you've got loads! I'm writing a story based on a comment from our phone conversation a while ago, involving Faramir and Boromir. Should be posted today or tomorrow. And what did you think of the actual chapter? Favourite bit? Come on DETAILS

Author's Response: 'Cause you've got loads! I'm writing a story based on a comment from our phone conversation a while ago, involving Faramir and Boromir. Should be posted today or tomorrow. And what did you think of the actual chapter? Favourite bit? Come on DETAILS

Hi Gemini, it's good stuff, though if you are using my character's name please be more careful with him!

Author's Response: Ok, but you did agree for me o use the name! Anyway, all I did was kill him! When are you going to start posting your stuff? Preferabl SOON, even though I've read most of them *Laughs*

Author's Response: Ok, sorry I was in a rush when I wrote the reply, and thus didn't spell check it *Blushs* As I said, ALL I did was kill him, it's not like I fed him to a Balrog or anything...