Hehee, I liked the first few chapters. I'd really like to see more advice for orcs and evil minions...I collect that sort of thing and keep them all in a big folder so I can read them over and over and over and recit them all off by heart...
*coughs, looks around shiftily*
Obessive? Me? Never.
Honestly, I really do like these and I hope you do more.
Author's Response: Hahaha. Glad to hear you are enjoying the read, and yes, I will try to get back to actual *advice* at some point. I tend to go off on a tagent with the OSG, it lets me indulge my randomness.
You're right ... Ireli does get on your nerves *growls* Very entertaining commercial, though ... *grin* :D :D :D
Author's Response: Thanks for the review BL7. Fingers crossed I'll be updating more regularly from here on, rather than like, you know, twice a year...
I see you're back and you've bought these new creatures known as "orcses" with you ;) Funny ad XD But all my characters are looking at you like you're nuts
Author's Response: Queen typo criticises my handwriting? Rich indeed says I.
Personally I didn't like it, but you know I fall asleep during battle stratgey...just give me a sword, let me run out and be killed x_x
And I'm not even sure who's fighting who...*Innocent smile* You still love me, right?
Author's Response: lol, aw when you smile like that...
Well, I wasn't in the audience, because I didn't fall asleep! Ahem ... for my final opinion ... IT WAS FANTASTIC! Can't wait for the next installment! :D :D :D
Author's Response: Glad to hear you liked it BookLuva, I'll be doing more in the near future *fingers crossed*
That would make the greatest bumper sticker: 'Goblins Suck.' The poor guys really dont get enough credit. :)
Author's Response: Immutable cosmic law number 19: 'Goblins stuck' If I had a car and a bumber sticker, that would be the combination ;)
This is so HYSTERICAL!! Ah, it makes me remember how much I love to read your stuff!! It's been ages since I've been on the internet to update and or do anything, my mother kicked me off it the entire Summer!! I love the slight video game twist at the beginning....makes you wonder. :)
Author's Response: *shruggles* been ages since I've updated anyhow. Glad to have you back and thanks for the review
*cheers ecstatically while streamers spew through the air* You're back!!! With a brilliant chapter! (It was UNBELIEVABLY hilarious, seriously ... no, really ... I almost fell out of my chair with laughter ... my pet bird is looking at me strangely ...) Anyway, glad to see you're back! :D
Author's Response: Good to be back. Especially with such a wonderful reception :)
*snickers* Very funny! I'm so so sorry I didn't send you the last chapter, I've been so peroccupied with exams and all sorts of crazy stuff. :( I also have absolutely no idea where I want to go with the damn thing( influx) if you have any suggestions, please email me!
Author's Response: I'll try, but email problems persist, some get through, some don't
Ok.. Yea, the last five WERE random. I have a question. Why do you moan when it takes so long to train orcs, when you just told them not to listen or trust their superiors? Or are you just saying you're no better than an orc? *Smirk*
Author's Response: No, their current superiors, A.K.A Gothmog (the orc) Sauron, Saruman, etc. Obviously not referring to Visnei or Barzek or Urgash or myself.