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Reviewer: Lorien dwells within Signed [Report This]
Date: 10/04/08 - 04:16 pm Title: Advice
Date: 10/04/08 - 04:16 pm Title: Advice
Hehee, I liked the first few chapters. I'd really like to see more advice for orcs and evil minions...I collect that sort of thing and keep them all in a big folder so I can read them over and over and over and recit them all off by heart...
*coughs, looks around shiftily*
Obessive? Me? Never.
Honestly, I really do like these and I hope you do more.
Author's Response: Hahaha. Glad to hear you are enjoying the read, and yes, I will try to get back to actual *advice* at some point. I tend to go off on a tagent with the OSG, it lets me indulge my randomness.
Reviewer: BookLuva7 Signed [Report This]
Date: 10/04/08 - 02:47 am Title: A Commercial Interlude
Date: 10/04/08 - 02:47 am Title: A Commercial Interlude
You're right ... Ireli does get on your nerves *growls* Very entertaining commercial, though ... *grin* :D :D :D
Author's Response: Thanks for the review BL7. Fingers crossed I'll be updating more regularly from here on, rather than like, you know, twice a year...
Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed [Report This]
Date: 09/04/08 - 07:35 pm Title: A Commercial Interlude
Date: 09/04/08 - 07:35 pm Title: A Commercial Interlude
I see you're back and you've bought these new creatures known as "orcses" with you ;) Funny ad XD But all my characters are looking at you like you're nuts
Author's Response: Queen typo criticises my handwriting? Rich indeed says I.
Reviewer: Lira_of_Imladris Signed [Report This]
Date: 27/10/07 - 10:17 am Title: My to do list
Date: 27/10/07 - 10:17 am Title: My to do list
I LOVED THIS!!!!!! Tell me when you've caught Frodo, i wanna come and tease him. This was funny and i shal probably add it to my faves - Li
Reviewer: neilia Signed [Report This]
Date: 01/10/07 - 05:05 pm Title: Advice
Date: 01/10/07 - 05:05 pm Title: Advice
This is soooo funny. How did you think of all this? Good enough to keep on my hard disk to read again and again. Thanks....Neilia
Author's Response: High praise, thank you muchly. I turned on 'Lazy evil minion mode'
Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed [Report This]
Date: 01/10/07 - 03:09 pm Title: Orc engagments: Orcs vs. Allies
Date: 01/10/07 - 03:09 pm Title: Orc engagments: Orcs vs. Allies
Personally I didn't like it, but you know I fall asleep during battle stratgey...just give me a sword, let me run out and be killed x_x
And I'm not even sure who's fighting who...*Innocent smile* You still love me, right?
Gemini
Author's Response: lol, aw when you smile like that...
Reviewer: iggybaby Signed [Report This]
Date: 30/09/07 - 10:05 pm Title: Orc engagments: Orcs vs. Allies
Date: 30/09/07 - 10:05 pm Title: Orc engagments: Orcs vs. Allies
completetly and utterly random... i like it. it's hilarious!
iggybaby
Author's Response: Random be good. And your reviews be better! Thanks Iggybaby
Reviewer: BookLuva7 Signed [Report This]
Date: 30/09/07 - 09:26 pm Title: Orc engagments: Orcs vs. Allies
Date: 30/09/07 - 09:26 pm Title: Orc engagments: Orcs vs. Allies
Well, I wasn't in the audience, because I didn't fall asleep! Ahem ... for my final opinion ... IT WAS FANTASTIC! Can't wait for the next installment! :D :D :D
Author's Response: Glad to hear you liked it BookLuva, I'll be doing more in the near future *fingers crossed*
Reviewer: iggybaby Signed [Report This]
Date: 01/09/07 - 10:53 pm Title: Immutable cosmic laws
Date: 01/09/07 - 10:53 pm Title: Immutable cosmic laws
i like the last one. it is law! hee hee hee.
iggybaby
Author's Response: Glad you enjoyed and thanks for the review
Reviewer: iggybaby Signed [Report This]
Date: 01/09/07 - 10:50 pm Title: Further advice
Date: 01/09/07 - 10:50 pm Title: Further advice
ha ha ha ha! That's funny!
iggybaby
Author's Response: Thankee
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed [Report This]
Date: 01/09/07 - 10:09 pm Title: Immutable cosmic laws
Date: 01/09/07 - 10:09 pm Title: Immutable cosmic laws
That would make the greatest bumper sticker: 'Goblins Suck.' The poor guys really dont get enough credit. :)
Author's Response: Immutable cosmic law number 19:
'Goblins stuck'
If I had a car and a bumber sticker, that would be the combination ;)
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed [Report This]
Date: 01/09/07 - 10:05 pm Title: Further advice
Date: 01/09/07 - 10:05 pm Title: Further advice
This is so HYSTERICAL!! Ah, it makes me remember how much I love to read your stuff!! It's been ages since I've been on the internet to update and or do anything, my mother kicked me off it the entire Summer!! I love the slight video game twist at the beginning....makes you wonder. :)
Author's Response: *shruggles* been ages since I've updated anyhow. Glad to have you back and thanks for the review
Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed [Report This]
Date: 01/09/07 - 02:28 pm Title: Immutable cosmic laws
Date: 01/09/07 - 02:28 pm Title: Immutable cosmic laws
5 isn't true! They do win SOME battles...generally small ones...not the big epic ones...
Good, but how come you've stopped replying to reviews?
Author's Response: *gives you the annoying look*
XD
Reviewer: BookLuva7 Signed [Report This]
Date: 01/09/07 - 08:15 am Title: Immutable cosmic laws
Date: 01/09/07 - 08:15 am Title: Immutable cosmic laws
*applauds* Loved it! Immutable cosmic laws indeed! *nods* Great job! :D
Author's Response: :)
Reviewer: BookLuva7 Signed [Report This]
Date: 31/08/07 - 09:50 am Title: Further advice
Date: 31/08/07 - 09:50 am Title: Further advice
*cheers ecstatically while streamers spew through the air* You're back!!! With a brilliant chapter! (It was UNBELIEVABLY hilarious, seriously ... no, really ... I almost fell out of my chair with laughter ... my pet bird is looking at me strangely ...) Anyway, glad to see you're back! :D
Author's Response: Good to be back. Especially with such a wonderful reception :)
Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed [Report This]
Date: 31/08/07 - 09:20 am Title: Further advice
Date: 31/08/07 - 09:20 am Title: Further advice
Nice, I like it. Good to see you back here...I thought Snowy had finally eaten you
Author's Response: *feeds Snowy chow*
Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed [Report This]
Date: 30/01/07 - 06:56 pm Title: Advice
Date: 30/01/07 - 06:56 pm Title: Advice
You never specified that! :D I updated The Black Rose by the way. Review. Or Valakra AND my new Dragon *Does happy dance* will get you!
Author's Response: Never specified, true...
Reviewer: BookLuva7 Signed [Report This]
Date: 26/01/07 - 09:24 pm Title: Never....
Date: 26/01/07 - 09:24 pm Title: Never....
*snigger* Too true, too true ... last 5 things ... they puzzle me too ... nice job!!! :D :D
Author's Response: They just came out
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed [Report This]
Date: 26/01/07 - 06:10 pm Title: Never....
Date: 26/01/07 - 06:10 pm Title: Never....
*snickers* Very funny! I'm so so sorry I didn't send you the last chapter, I've been so peroccupied with exams and all sorts of crazy stuff. :( I also have absolutely no idea where I want to go with the damn thing( influx) if you have any suggestions, please email me!
Author's Response: I'll try, but email problems persist, some get through, some don't
Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed [Report This]
Date: 26/01/07 - 06:08 pm Title: Never....
Date: 26/01/07 - 06:08 pm Title: Never....
Ok.. Yea, the last five WERE random. I have a question. Why do you moan when it takes so long to train orcs, when you just told them not to listen or trust their superiors? Or are you just saying you're no better than an orc? *Smirk*
Author's Response: No, their current superiors, A.K.A Gothmog (the orc) Sauron, Saruman, etc. Obviously not referring to Visnei or Barzek or Urgash or myself.