How come the orcs complain so much? This is so cool!! You should do one for the heros!! :)
Author's Response: The orcs complain so much because I think they have quite the right to, maybe sometime I will, once I've run out of orcish ideas, however, I will have to set myself back to "good guy" mode, as i'm currently in "evil minion" mode
Oh wow, really funny!! I like these!! I would say lo_e but the _ isn't working no matter how many times I smash it. Hysterical!!
Author's Response: I have keys missing, glad you liked it (it is reviews such as these that made me decide to write more)
Because good rules and evil sucks! Note: I cheer the death of Boromir. Good point about Saruman though. Why didn't he fight back?
Author's Response: Exactly he biased and unfair viewpoint that prompted me to begin writing this guide
Hm.. "Oh Sauron" *Laughs* Just kidding, I'm not THAT evil. Actually.. You called me evil the other day.. *Goes off to find Sauron*
Author's Response: Hah, Sauron would fall beneath my might, the only reason that I have not yet dethroned him is that It would put goblins under my jurisdiction, too many to feed to wargs. Of course, i'd never say this to his face. Sauron. "Bad author!" Oh shi... *hides*