ROFL.....this rings uncomfortably true, sad to say.....lololol but keep it up.......Arwen in a bikini, yeah right.....heheheheheheheh I'm a bit of a parodist myself, but mine was never this good! Look forward to seeing the next installment.
RIGHT... if W.D. does LotR film I am commiting suicide. But you got how they would do it sooooooo right. After reading one chapter, I had a question: does anyone know how much therapy costs?
Author's Response: Not sure, but I think you can find it out online! ;)
the Multicultural Riders of Rohan?????
Oh dear, too funny; and sadly, too real.
I'm still trying to recover from the casting of Nathan Lane as Legolas' voice and Eddie Murphy as the voice of Gimli. Brrrr.
Author's Response: Yep; I'm glad Disney never got a hold of LOTR.
Long time in updating, but worth it! The more I read, the more I want to kill Disney.
Newsflash: He died years ago
Oh... Never mind. MIDDLE EARTH IS SAFE!
Author's Response: Yes...but was it just a rumor I heard that back when Disney and Tolkien were alive, Disney WAS thinking about doing LOTR, and then Tolkien slapped 'em and told 'em never to bother him again?
Wow, I like the songs, but I'm having a hard time seeing Arwen in a bikini top and miniskirt...not to mention being in love with Frodo...lol
Author's Response: Yep; just be thankful Disney DIDN'T make Lord of the Rings!
Ack. 'You'll never leave me. I'll be in your hearts forever.' That is just disturbingly sappy. And what's even more disturbing is that that line always seems to appear in every movie Disney produces, with occasional changes to the wording.
Seriously, I don't know whether to laugh or throw up. This was so funny, but nauseating! Please update really soon!
Geez, I was worried when I read the chapter name.. you REALLY don't need foreboding music to tell you something bad is going to happen with that name *Shudders*
*Gags* You'll be in my heart forever.. *Gags violently* Varda, that's just wrong..
Glad Boromir died.. badly.. Ok, I have a thing against Boromir..
Good portrayl of orcs ;)