*stabs Lladri in the gut, Lladri dies, and is brought back to life again. Process is repeated many times until BL7 hears a cough* Oh! Wonderful chappie! Grr *skewers Lladri with a kebab stick* Really great! Curse you evil Mary Sue!!! Plz update soon! :D
Author's Response: She'll get what she deserves eventually.
*sighs* Then I'll guess I'll post it ... Wait, was that email a PowerPoint, called something like 'The Hardest things to say to Someone'?? If so, I sent it to you too, as well as GWE, but if you didn't get it and GWE got it, that means something is wrong when I send emails to you, because I got that test email I sent to you a while ago. Strange ... anyway *goes off to post the chapter* :D
Author's Response: It was something like that, however it appeared in email format and I think I deleted it. However, it was possible forwarded to me by GWelleth
*sniggers* That was hilarious!! *does a dance* Go Kalir, go Kalir, go, go, go Kalir!! Anyway, plz update soon!!
BTW, did you get the next chappie in Divine Intervention?? If not, I'll post it ... *looks up at sky with tragic expression* Why??? Why did email need to stuff up?? Why?? XP :D
Author's Response: No I didn't, but that's damn weird, because GreenWoodElleth *waves to her* sent me a couple of emails a while ago, including a really random one with loads of people I've never heard of in... I think you'd sent one of the replies...
*pulls out a grenade, aims it at Mary Sue who is dangling on a wall, and fires, hitting her dead on* OH, yeah! *picks up another one, and realizes people are watching her, turns to them* Hello! Just having a little fun! Nice chappie S.R!! Plz updates soon! :D :D :D
Author's Response: *Claps*
*bursts into tears* How can you inflict such a monstrosity upon is? The Sue-ness is making my eyes bleed! No, seriously though, it was hilarious! I feel sorry for the orcs... great job, update soon!
Author's Response: Yay, people actually feel sorry for the orcs.
*laughs hysterically* poor orc. Poor Kalir.yet I will still laugh at their expense.
Author's Response: *sigh* when there are people who mock those who are subject to terrible Mary-Sueness
*snigger* Fantastic so far! Plz update soon! I love Mary-Sue bashers! I just think there aren't enough in the world! *hugs Shadow Ranger* Thank u 4 writing one!!! :D :D :D
Author's Response: Mary-Sues are all too often very bad characters, and when I had the idea... well, it was sorted...
LOOK! WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO UNDERSTAND THAT ORCS ARE NOT GOING TO BE NICE, DRINK TEA AND EAT BISCUITS!?! *Growls* Anyways, that reminds me, post the funny Witch King story. Chocolate biscuits ^_^
Author's Response: Yeah they are... Okay I will