*pulls out a grenade, aims it at Mary Sue who is dangling on a wall, and fires, hitting her dead on* OH, yeah! *picks up another one, and realizes people are watching her, turns to them* Hello! Just having a little fun! Nice chappie S.R!! Plz updates soon! :D :D :D
Author's Response: *Claps*
*bursts into tears* How can you inflict such a monstrosity upon is? The Sue-ness is making my eyes bleed! No, seriously though, it was hilarious! I feel sorry for the orcs... great job, update soon!
Author's Response: Yay, people actually feel sorry for the orcs.
*laughs hysterically* poor orc. Poor Kalir.yet I will still laugh at their expense.
Author's Response: *sigh* when there are people who mock those who are subject to terrible Mary-Sueness
*snigger* Fantastic so far! Plz update soon! I love Mary-Sue bashers! I just think there aren't enough in the world! *hugs Shadow Ranger* Thank u 4 writing one!!! :D :D :D
Author's Response: Mary-Sues are all too often very bad characters, and when I had the idea... well, it was sorted...
LOOK! WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO UNDERSTAND THAT ORCS ARE NOT GOING TO BE NICE, DRINK TEA AND EAT BISCUITS!?! *Growls* Anyways, that reminds me, post the funny Witch King story. Chocolate biscuits ^_^
Author's Response: Yeah they are... Okay I will