Glorfindel The Taxidermist by sylc
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Summary: Series of one-shots about Glorfindel the cannibalistic taxidermist. Interior monologue one-shots should be read in their listed order.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Arwen, Beleg, Celebrimbor, Elrond, Elros, Erestor, Gil-Galad, Glorfindel, Lindir, Melpomaen, Nimrodel, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Saruman
Genres: Horror, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Extreme/taboo Fetish, Kink
Challenges: None
Parent Series: None
Stories: 10
Series Type: Closed

Summary: An internal monologue by Glorfindel the cannibalistic taxidermist. Other characters referred to include an unnamed and morbidly obese hobbit, Elrond, Erestor, Lindir the elfling, and various stuffed elves.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Gil-Galad, Glorfindel, Lindir, Maglor, Nimrodel, Original Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Extreme/taboo Fetish
Series: Glorfindel The Taxidermist
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 876 Read Count: 1929
Published: Apr 03 2007 Updated: Apr 03 2007 [Report This]
Stuffed Frodo by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Glorfindel is a taxidermist and Frodo has caught his eye.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Frodo, Glorfindel
Genres: Horror, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: Glorfindel The Taxidermist
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 102 Read Count: 1909
Published: Nov 06 2006 Updated: Nov 06 2006 [Report This]
Stuffed Melpomaen by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Interior monologue in which Glorfindel the cannibalistic taxidermist stuffs Melpomaen the elfling with puppies (Agatha Kiss Kiss' siblings). Sequel to "Easter Catch!", the sequel to "The Creature Next Door".
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Melpomaen
Genres: Horror, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Extreme/taboo Fetish
Series: Glorfindel The Taxidermist
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 717 Read Count: 2544
Published: Apr 12 2007 Updated: Apr 12 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Glorfindel the cannibalistic taxidermist in the style of William Carlos Williams. Created with this poem generator on the generator blog. I decided to fill in the blanks for Glorfindel the taxidermist after "Stuffed Melpomaen".
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Glorfindel, Melpomaen
Genres: Horror, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death
Series: Glorfindel The Taxidermist
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 34 Read Count: 1916
Published: Apr 23 2007 Updated: Apr 23 2007 [Report This]
Princely Puppies by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Glorfindel the taxidermist travels to Mirkwood and there finds a very handsome centrepiece for his collection and a basket of puppies. A slight play on "Little Red Riding Hood".
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Original Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Extreme/taboo Fetish
Series: Glorfindel The Taxidermist
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1537 Read Count: 1538
Published: Apr 12 2007 Updated: Apr 12 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Glorfindel has been a dutiful vegetarian since "Vegetarian!Glorfindel" and has turned his life around. Now he is being allowed to take a holiday to Lindon.
Categories: Book Verse Slash, Book-verse Characters: Cirdan, Elrond, Erestor, Gildor, Glorfindel, Haldir, Lindir, Original Character
Genres: Horror, Humor, Other
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Extreme/taboo Fetish, Slash (same sex pairing), Violence
Series: Glorfindel The Taxidermist
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3046 Read Count: 2855
Published: May 28 2009 Updated: May 28 2009 [Report This]
Summary: Glorfindel, a father of two elflings and a step-father to an almost-adult, reflects on the past year and worries about his children. Internal monologue.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Glorfindel, Haldir, Lindir, Original Character, Orophin, Rúmil
Genres: Horror, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Extreme/taboo Fetish, Violence
Series: Glorfindel The Taxidermist
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1526 Read Count: 1601
Published: May 28 2009 Updated: May 28 2009 [Report This]