Frodo is seen walking through the woods of Parth Galen looking very confused.
Frodo: Why is everyone so obsessed with this thing? It's only a piece of plastic accoarding to the director.
Peter: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT!!!
Frodo: SHUT UP PETER. I CAN SAY WHAT I WANT!!!
Boromir: Frodo stop arguing with the director. He's going to win anyways!
Peter: Thank you Boromir. Stop by my room later.
Frodo: Whatever can we get back to the story please?
Boromir: Yes. Go ahead.
Peter: TAKE 2! AND ACTION!
Frodo: Too much angst...I need some fresh air.
Boromir: *comes up behind him* Mind if i borrow that instrument of our doom? I "promise" i'll give it right back.
Frodo: HELP! Boromir's trying to rape me!!!
Boromir: Your short little legs are a disadvantage to you!...Crap, I tripped
Eye Of Sauron: I'm back to give you even more angst!
Aragorn: Don't worry Frodo, i'm not going to rape you like Boromir.
Frodo: I appreciate that, but i'm still to angsty to hang around.
Uruk-Hai: KILL THE PRETTY PEOPLE!!
Pippin: Their's nothing funny about being self sacrificing.
Merry: And i think that sucks.
Boromir: I feel like a pincushion.
Aragorn: You're just jelous cause all the fans are rooting for me.
Lurtz: I'm another one of those characters that takes 20 hits to die.
Aragorn: Now stand aside, worthy adversary! *chops Lurtz's head off*
Lurtz's Head: Tiz but a scratch.
Aragorn: A scratch? Your head's off.
Lurtz's Head: Not it's not.
Lutz's Head:....I've had worse.
Aragorn: You LIAR!
Lurtz's Head: Come On You PANSY!!
Aragorn: *kicks head, goes rolling down the hill*
Boromir: Come give me a goodbye kiss.
Aragorn: Okay, but just the forehead!
Peter: OH COME ON!
Aragorn: Fine. *kisses Boromir*
Peter: THANK YOU!
Legolas: Well Boromir's dead and we lost all the hobbits. If things keep going like this we're definately screwed.
Gimli: I'll feel a whole lot better as soon as we start killing things.
Sam: Come baaaaaaaaaaack! If i can't have you i'll drown myself.
Frodo: Just go away Sam...wait you're actually serious.
Sam: I'll never let go!
Jack Dawson: HEY YOU TOOK THAT FROM OUR MOVIE. I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT!
Frodo: Look there's Mordor. I'm sure the next movie's going to be just as happy and lighthearted as this one.
Peter: That's a wrap. Boromir come with me and i'll warm up the hottub.
Boromir: OH GOODY!!
Frodo: Oh god. *bangs head on tree* ANGST ANGST ANGST
Author's Chapter Notes:
I do not own the characters but i hear their spouses do. I also do not own the site where some of this came from[DAMN IT]