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I do not own the characters but i hear their spouses do. I also do not own the site where some of this came from[DAMN IT]
Frodo is seen walking through the woods of Parth Galen looking very confused.

Frodo: Why is everyone so obsessed with this thing? It's only a piece of plastic accoarding to the director.

Peter: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT!!!

Frodo: SHUT UP PETER. I CAN SAY WHAT I WANT!!!

Boromir: Frodo stop arguing with the director. He's going to win anyways!

Peter: Thank you Boromir. Stop by my room later.

Frodo: Whatever can we get back to the story please?

Boromir: Yes. Go ahead.

Peter: TAKE 2! AND ACTION!

Frodo: Too much angst...I need some fresh air.

Boromir: *comes up behind him* Mind if i borrow that instrument of our doom? I "promise" i'll give it right back.

Frodo: HELP! Boromir's trying to rape me!!!

Boromir: Your short little legs are a disadvantage to you!...Crap, I tripped

Eye Of Sauron: I'm back to give you even more angst!

Aragorn: Don't worry Frodo, i'm not going to rape you like Boromir.

Frodo: I appreciate that, but i'm still to angsty to hang around.

Uruk-Hai: KILL THE PRETTY PEOPLE!!

Pippin: Their's nothing funny about being self sacrificing.

Merry: And i think that sucks.

Boromir: I feel like a pincushion.

Aragorn: You're just jelous cause all the fans are rooting for me.

Lurtz: I'm another one of those characters that takes 20 hits to die.

Aragorn: Now stand aside, worthy adversary! *chops Lurtz's head off*

Lurtz's Head: Tiz but a scratch.

Aragorn: A scratch? Your head's off.

Lurtz's Head: Not it's not.

Aragorn: LOOK!!!

Lutz's Head:....I've had worse.

Aragorn: You LIAR!

Lurtz's Head: Come On You PANSY!!

Aragorn: *kicks head, goes rolling down the hill*

Boromir: Come give me a goodbye kiss.

Aragorn: Okay, but just the forehead!

Peter: OH COME ON!

Aragorn: Fine. *kisses Boromir*

Peter: THANK YOU!

Legolas: Well Boromir's dead and we lost all the hobbits. If things keep going like this we're definately screwed.

Gimli: I'll feel a whole lot better as soon as we start killing things.

Sam: Come baaaaaaaaaaack! If i can't have you i'll drown myself.

Frodo: Just go away Sam...wait you're actually serious.

Sam: I'll never let go!

Jack Dawson: HEY YOU TOOK THAT FROM OUR MOVIE. I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT!

Frodo: Look there's Mordor. I'm sure the next movie's going to be just as happy and lighthearted as this one.

Peter: That's a wrap. Boromir come with me and i'll warm up the hottub.

Boromir: OH GOODY!!

Frodo: Oh god. *bangs head on tree* ANGST ANGST ANGST
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