The songs you should NOT teach the dwarves when they are in Mirkwood's prison:
Man I Feel Like A Woman (need I say more? The guards would probably think the dwarves were all wierd!)
The Teletubby Song (think: Elves running away screaming)
I Know a song that will get on your nerves (again, think guards and any other prisoners screaming!!!)
Carry the list on.
Chapter End Notes:
Sorry I was quite bored when I wrote this.