Fei and Daewen(Shadow Maiden) are sittig in the middle of a field in the Shire with Merry and Pippin, enjoying a few, well-earned comforts after a long adventure into Bilbo's wine cellars.
Dae and Fei: *Giggles* Sorry, no, we were in the pantry. Honest!
As Fei takes her first bite of her sandwich, Legolas plops down in the snow beside her. "Hi, Fei!"
Fei: Chokes on her sandwich.
Dae: "Pippin!" Rubs Fei's back, but gets - dun, dun, dun . . . The Glare! Scream sounds in the background. "Right, sorry." Pulls her hand back like it's on fire.
Legolas: Helps himself to a sandwich.
Dae: "Hey! I don't remember inviting you!"
Legoas: Turns to Dae and gives her the puppy eyes. "But I'm hungy, and I missed you."
Dae: "I want to spend time with Fei, and these two fine hobbits, so go wait at home and order pizza."
Legolas: Makes a face and walks away. He stops, turns around, and sits under a tree ten feet away.
Dae: "What are you doing?"
Legolas: Smirks and continues eating.
Fei and Dae: Roll eyes.
Merry and Pippin sit casually, making snowballs while the girl's eyes are turned away. Quickly, they toss them at the girls and run off.
Merry and Pippin: "Ha, ha, ha, ha, we got you!"
Dae: Looks at Fei.
Fei: Looks at Dae.
Aragorn: Walks up to Legolas and sits down. After noticing what is happening says, "Cue the theme music from, 'The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly."
Elladan: Sits between Legolas and Aragorn and holds out a bowl of popcorn. "Popcorn, anyone?"
Dae: "You're supposed to be helping!" Gets a mouthful of snow."
Fei: Pulls Daewen down. "Duh! You stand in the open, you'll get hit."
Dae: "Duh? I'll show you duh!" Reaches for wand. "Oh, yeah, we're not in the arena. Oops."
Pippin: Starts dancing in front of his hideout. "You can't catch me; you can't catch me!"
Dae: Sees Pippin. "My eyes!"
Legolas, Aragorn, and Elladan: Laugh.
Fei: "Grrr." Chucks snowball and hits Pippin right between the eyes.
Pippin: Falls down, clutching his head. "Ow! Brain freeze!"
Dae: "How can your brain freeze if you don't have one?"
Fei and Dae: Slap hands.
Pippin: Looks up, lower lip trembling and tears filling his green eyes.
Dae: "Aw, I didn't mean it." Quickly runs over to Pippin and hugs him. "I'm sorry."
Pippin: Wipes his nose on his sleeve.
L,A, and E: Roll eyes. "Come on, we're not here to watch a chick-flick! Give us some action!"
Dae and Fei: Glance at each other, wicked smiles spreading across their faces.
Dae: "If it's action you want, then it's action you'll get!"
The two hobbits and two maidens let out war whoops, and picking up snowballs, charge Legolas, Aragorn, and Elladan.
Author's Chapter Notes:
Mwahaha! Another presentation featuring your lovely comic duo . . . Fei and Dae!
Chapter End Notes:
This is only the beginning. Literally. I intend on doing a lot more. Mwahaha!!