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We watched them…
We watched them move… The fat hobbit and master….
Yes… The fat hobbit knows…
Master tricks us…
We well kill them…yes precious…kill them…

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We went past the fallen statue.
Orc boulder lay atop it.
Master stops…
Watches the statue…
Fat hobbit followed…
Nosy hobbitses…
We continued our journey…
Through mountains and rocks…
Smeagol is famished…
Nothing to eat but nasty elf food.
Fat hobbit cooks everything!

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Smeagol watched master sleep.
Master was dreaming, muttering, muttering…
The fat hobbit waited…
He waited for Smeagol to sleep…
Yes… he did precious… he did.
Smeagol didn’t sleep.
Poor master…
The ring… precious… such a burden…
Smeagol knows…
Smeagol carried it before…

Gollum! Gollum!

Smeagol carried it?
Hahahahaha…
It was me!
I carried it…
Not poor, pathetic Smeagol!
Kill them…
They sleep…
Nasty Hobbitses sleep…
Perfect timing it was…
Kill them… Kill the fat one first…
He snores!
Then kill the blue eyed hobbit!

Gollum! Gollum!

Noooo!
Not master!
Master loves us, precious!
He understands us…
He knows the burden of carrying the precious!
Fat hobbit sleeps…
Bah!
He sounds like orcses!
Smeagol would smother him, make sound stop!
Yes, precious…
Fat hobbit must go…
He snores and he ruins food!
He cooks them!
He said taters!
Smeagol likes raw food…
The taste of fresh wriggling fish…
Fat hobbit cannot know…
Fat hobbit stupid…

Gollum! Gollum!

Tomorrow…
We leads them to the Winding Stairs…
Kill them…
We lets her kill them…
Fat hobbit go first..
And then master…

Gollum! Gollum!

No… not!
Master is kind to Smeagol!

Gollum! Gollum!

Smeagol is a coward!
Smeagol is a COWARD!

Gollum! Gollum!

No! Smeagol is not!

Gollum! Gollum!

Prove it…
Show us precious…
Smeagol is a coward…

Gollum! Gollum!

Looks! Fat hobbit sleeps…
Smeagol kill him!
Takes the ring with us…
Kill him…

Gollum! Gollum!

Patience!
Patience, my love!
First, we would lead them to her…
Chapter End Notes:
I had mental fun writing this lol. Any thoughts?
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