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Summary: And it was thought only Dwarves snored loudly
Rated: PG-13
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Haldir, Other Canon Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 4813 Read: 826
Published: Jan 27 2014 Updated: Jan 27 2014
Story Notes:
Timeline: After the ROTK

Warning: Mild description of body parts toward end. No Romance pairings, mild mention of homosexual nature. Go to bathroom before reading...not responsible for peeing on oneself.

Spoiler: Haldir is not dead, but has a serious side effect from being injured.

Disclaimers: I do not own ME, LOTR, Or its characters, those are property of Tolkien and his estate. Only borrowed characters for a bit of fun. Only things I own, is the side story and its humor...No money is being made from this work of fiction.

NOTE: This story is dedicated to My EX HUBBY, Nathan, who one night decided to Snore too loudly in my ear...The Muses Struck, and this story was born...Thanks.

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