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Summary: Middle-earth is in pieces; chaos reigns! Two girls, unwillingly trapped as Mary Sues and aided by Gimli and Eowyn, must find the thing that is causing Mary Sues and other badfics to become real in Middle-earth and stop it--all while avoiding the forces of Sauron, lovesick canons, and the Protectors of the Plot Continuum. Can they save Middle-earth or are they target practice?
Rated: PG-13
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Gimli, Merry, Original Character, Pippin
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 26 Completed: No
Word count: 212274 Read: 45010
Published: Nov 21 2004 Updated: Apr 06 2006

1. Prologue by Andy and Saphie [Reviews - 23] starhalf-star (843 words)

2. Chapter One: Enter the Dragons by Andy and Saphie [Reviews - 3] starhalf-star (10779 words)

3. Chapter Two: Things Get Weird by Andy and Saphie [Reviews - 1] (5926 words)

4. Chapter Three: It Gets a Lot More Complicated by Andy and Saphie [Reviews - 1] (4194 words)

5. Chapter Four: Legolas and the Gingerbread Castle of Doom by Andy and Saphie [Reviews - 0] (4872 words)

6. Chapter Five: Kate Makes an Even Bigger Fool of Herself than Usual by Andy and Saphie [Reviews - 0] (4839 words)

7. Chapter Six: Of Dimwits, D.O.R.K.S, and Dwarf Ale by Andy and Saphie [Reviews - 0] (5397 words)

8. Chapter Seven: Of Talking Trees and Miruvor Bombs by Andy and Saphie [Reviews - 0] (3840 words)

9. Chapter Eight: The Sues of Rohan by Andy and Saphie [Reviews - 0] (6870 words)

10. Chapter Nine: Bitchin' Around the Campfire by Andy and Saphie [Reviews - 0] (4659 words)

11. Chapter Ten: Lothlórien's Identity Crisis by Andy and Saphie [Reviews - 0] (7645 words)

12. Chapter Eleven: Kira Blows her Chance by Andy and Saphie [Reviews - 0] (9315 words)

13. Chapter Twelve: To Mordor We Will Go! by Andy and Saphie [Reviews - 0] (6184 words)

14. Chapter Thirteen: It was Pink! by Andy and Saphie [Reviews - 0] (6711 words)

15. Chapter Fourteen: Middle-Earth's Sexiest Volacano by Andy and Saphie [Reviews - 0] (7414 words)

16. Chapter Fifteen: Girl-talk with a Shieldmaiden by Andy and Saphie [Reviews - 0] (5828 words)

17. Chapter Sixteen: Spider Rodeo by Andy and Saphie [Reviews - 0] (10197 words)

18. Chapter Seventeen: December Eighteen by Andy and Saphie [Reviews - 0] (11302 words)

19. Chapter Eighteen: Through the Looking Glass (and What Mary Sue Found There) by Andy and Saphie [Reviews - 1] (24741 words)

20. Chapter Nineteen: A Whole New Set of Memories to Repress by Andy and Saphie [Reviews - 0] (5971 words)

21. Chapter Twenty: The Thain and the Master (and a Most Hazardous Rain of Chickens) by Andy and Saphie [Reviews - 0] (14616 words)

22. Chapter Twenty One: A Long Expected Stalker by Andy and Saphie [Reviews - 0] (10521 words)

23. Chapter Twenty Two: The Taming of Sméagol OR Trahald Remembers his Name by Andy and Saphie [Reviews - 0] (17194 words)

24. Chapter Twenty Three: Zombies and Homeopathy, Middle-earth Style. by Andy and Saphie [Reviews - 2] (7495 words)

25. Chapter Twenty-Four: Revenge Served Cold by Andy and Saphie [Reviews - 3] (10836 words)

26. Gondor by Andy and Saphie [Reviews - 7] (4085 words)