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Summary: Hoo boy. The residents of Middle-earth decide that if they want realistic fanfic written about them, they'll have to teach the authors themselves. But things do not go exactly according to plan.
Rated: PG-13
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Bilbo, Boromir, Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Glorfindel, Gollum, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Rosie, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Thranduil, Treebeard
Genres: Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 64 Completed: Yes
Word count: 73189 Read: 166876
Published: Aug 09 2004 Updated: Aug 09 2004

1. A Weird Visit by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 27] starstarhalf-star (1029 words)

2. Welcome to OFUM by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 0] (803 words)

3. Hoo Boy by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 2] (1120 words)

4. A (Brilliant) Plan Thwarted by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 1] (966 words)

5. Evil IS Evil by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 3] (1086 words)

6. An Arrow to the Bum by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 4] (931 words)

7. Is That a Polka-Dot? by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 4] (999 words)

8. Frodo and Sam Sitting in a Tree? by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 3] (1100 words)

9. Run Lina, Run! by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 1] (957 words)

10. A Balrog Named Grimli by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 2] starstarhalf-star (941 words)

11. The Urple Bandits by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 1] (970 words)

12. Evil Wall Came Falling Down, Falling Down… by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 1] (1187 words)

13. The Curse of the Valinor Vegetable Soup by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 1] (1127 words)

14. Monday Morning Mysteries by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 0] (1046 words)

15. Where There’s a Growl – There’s a Wall by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 2] (1246 words)

16. How Blind Love Can Be by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 0] (1088 words)

17. Hung Over and Hung Up by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 0] (1192 words)

18. My Inner Dwarf by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 1] (1121 words)

19. Where There’s a Way… by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 0] (1203 words)

20. The Smell of Smoke by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 0] (1060 words)

21. Flash Gimli by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 0] (1023 words)

22. Sneaky Solutions and Obvious Answers by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 0] (1180 words)

23. Congratulations, It’s a Roll! by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 1] (1066 words)

24. The Hobbit Love Guide to Middle-earth by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 0] (1164 words)

25. Wink, Wink, Nudge, Nudge by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 1] (1102 words)

26. Cupid-Legolas by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 0] (1159 words)

27. BreadLegs and the Bun Cake by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 1] (1110 words)

28. Nobody Expects the Orcish Inquisition by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 4] (1201 words)

29. That’s Amore… by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 1] (1102 words)

30. The State of Evil by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 2] (1166 words)

31. An Axing Spring Break by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 1] (1237 words)

32. [Title censored by the Committee For Galadriel’s Sanity] by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 0] (1119 words)

33. A Wraith Who Wrings by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 0] (1225 words)

34. Nine Is the Number Of Your Counting… by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 1] (1187 words)

35. As Gandalf As It Gets by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 0] (1089 words)

36. To Woo Or Not To Woo by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 0] (1144 words)

37. The Urple Wizard And a Few Dorks by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 0] (1233 words)

38. The Society for S.I.C.T.N.I.T.M by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 0] (1125 words)

39. An Orc Named Plz R+R And Other Horrors by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 1] (1326 words)

40. Through Sickness and Pain (And Urple) by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 0] (1050 words)

41. A Body-Slam, a Head-Knock and a Fellowship Jingle by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 1] (1351 words)

42. Now You See Me - Now You Don’t by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 0] (1221 words)

43. So Sayeth the Ten Tolkien Truths by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 0] (1199 words)

44. Dashing Dwarves and Other Great Plans by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 0] (1198 words)

45. Much Ado About Names and Mini-Balrogs. by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 1] (1357 words)

46. A Witch-Wall Named Desire by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 0] (1200 words)

47. Pool Parties and Ass-Kickings by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 0] (1415 words)

48. Woo, Woo, Woo Your Wall by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 1] (1230 words)

49. Alas, What a Mental Image! by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 0] (1159 words)

50. The Woes of Royalty and Misplaced Commas by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 0] (1200 words)

51. A Weird Visit by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 0] (1441 words)

52. Pipe Weed And A Game of Cricket by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 0] (1143 words)

53. A Poem Quite Horrid When Lina Was Torrid by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 0] (837 words)

54. Not So Quiet Evenings And Great Plans O’Hoy by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 0] (1287 words)

55. Interactive Learning Week and Why Silence is a Virtue by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 0] (1218 words)

56. The Many Variations of Ow by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 0] (1311 words)

57. Why A Ranger Rescues You, And Not You A Ranger by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 0] (1451 words)

58. Rescue Me, Take Me In Your Claws by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 0] (1330 words)

59. Black Leather and Things That Go Plonk In the Night by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 0] (1168 words)

60. Of Evil Plots and Evil Neighbours by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 0] (1335 words)

61. Of Ferry God Mother and Very Evil Plots by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 0] (1202 words)

62. One Last Pat On the Bum by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 1] (929 words)

63. Save the Last Dance For the Dwarf by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 2] (1177 words)

64. Epilogue by Camilla Sandman [Reviews - 10] starhalf-star (650 words)