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Summary: A newcomer with a perchance for Feanorís treasure chest arrives in Mandos and decides to appropriate Feanor's rooms for himself and kill anyone who tries to resist him. Thankfully, everyone already is dead. Still, what with an oxygen-deprived Elf as an assistant, an idle wife, and a vain overlord! What's a Vala of the Dead supposed to do?
Rated: G
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Eonwe, Feanor, Gwindor, Namo / Mandos, Smaug
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 4221 Read: 3151
Published: Apr 26 2006 Updated: Apr 26 2006

1. A Problematic Dragon by sylc [Reviews - 13] (4221 words)
This was written as a response to Gondors TRUE queen's 'Smaug' challenge. It is not a faithful response to the challenge, but as the challenge inspired this tale, I think it is appropriate to mention it. (^_^)

Beta read by jesuiscanadien, Neoinean, and Rebecca.

Yes, I know that there is no evidence that the Valar live on ambrosia.