basically i want you to look at the points below and if you can relate to any of them, then write about why and how. it can be one of them, ten of them, or any of them!
1. You have a magnet board full of LOTR pictures 2. You have an account on this site 3. You cry at random parts in the movies even if they aren't sad 4. You write 'Lord of the Rings' on your school binder in big letters and surround it with hearts 5. You listen to LOTR music on your iPod or MP3 player 6. You have read all of Tolkien's works more than twice 7. You've made up gruesome deaths for all the people who hate LOTR 8. You've thought up yourself as a LOTR character 9. At night you imagine you are in the Quest for the Ring and go on many adventures with the Fellowship 10. You consider one of the four main Hobbits as your Hobbit Hubby 11. You do your hair in the morning like an elf but immediately take it off and don't let anyone know 12. You talk non-stop about LOTR at school 13. You drive everyone up the wall (including your crush) when you do 14. You start to wear green more often 15. You start talking formally 16. You start talking to yourself in an accent 17. You imagine yourself with pointed earth 18. You spend your time pouring over old useless maps when you think no one's looking 19. If anyone says LOTR is lame you attack them and pretend to chop their head off with Anduril 20. You pretend the river by your house is Anduin 21. When you are assigned to write a paragraph about whatever you want, you write two about LOTR 22. You dream about LOTR 23. You call your friends 'Mellon' 24. You consider your enemies as hideous as Orcs 25. You think of your least favorite teacher as a Balrog 26. You brag about how much you know about LOTR 27. You have successfully finished the LOTR 111 Question Quiz 28. You admit to everyone you are, indeed, a LOTR freak 29. You draw pictures of LOTR characters even if you hate drawing and you suck at it 30. You have designed your LOTR outfit depending on where in Middle-Earth you live 31. You have made a pathetic looking sword out of a stick and named it something that sounds Elvish 32. You look up LOTR bloopers on Youtube and laugh even if they are stupid 33. One of your main source of entertainment is this website of funny LOTR comics you've found on the internet 34. You insist to your band teacher that you play LOTR sheet music for the rest of the year 35. You have compared and contrasted your teacher to a character from LOTR who you think looks like him/her 36. You try and write down the lyrics for that sad song Pippin sings to Denethor in ROTK 37. You think in an accent 38. Sometimes when you are outside alone you pretend you are shooting a bow and arrow 39. You hit your 'target' every time 40. You still haven't given up the fight over Legolas even if it's your best friend who wants him too 41. One of the first questions you ask when you first meet someone is 'do you like Lord of the Rings?' 42. You try to sing like an elf would and try not to be disappointed when you sound more like an Orc 43. You take pity and try to give your blessings to those who have never heard of LOTR 44. You try to force them to become obsessed with it 45. You use clever line from the LOTR books or movies as comebacks 46. Whoever dissed you in the first place decides indeed, you are a complete freak 47. You relate all things to things in LOTR 48. You feel crazy even reading this and shake your head as you think what a pathetic person this author must be 49. You try to learn how to write and read Elvish 50. Even though you have no luck, you claim you do 51. When people ask you if you know any languages besides the one you are most fluent in, you reply yes, assuring yourself that Elvish is a language in the real world and that you can speak it 52. You attempt to speak Elvish but tell yourself you'll get the hang of it when it comes out sounding like Parseltongue 53. If someone insults one of your favorite LOTR characters you give them a lecture 54. You force yourself to read old english poetry 55. You try to write like a Hobbit 56. You have tried to write a story about your many "wonderful adventures" 57. Whenever you watch LOTR you take notes about things you didn't notice before 58. You know the movies so much that you mouth out the lines while the characters are saying them. 59. You have written down the notes for the Lord of the Rings theme song thingy and attempted to play them on your instrument 60. Your room looks strangely like it came from Lothlorien 61. When there's a bad guy sneaking up behind the good guy in LOTR you try to warn them by screaming at the screen and flailing your arms around pathetically 62. You try to go for the more... neutral look 63. You have notebooks about all LOTR 64. You pretend your ears perk up at the smallest sound 65. You try to detect the smallest sounds and act as though they are an enemy invading your "camp" 66. You know the most about LOTR than almost everyone in the world 67. After reading this you feel thoroughly obsessed and pathetic but all the same very proud that you are indeed a LOTR freak.
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