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Member Since: 22/01/07
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Salute my fancy cakes!
So for some unknown reason u wanna know something bout me, right? Then I may ask u to sign the following:
I will immediately be executed by a 7feet Ogre throwing empty Lipglosses at me after finishing reading this.
Ready? Alright then!
Alae, my name is, as u can see, Legolas. Quite cool to be Legolas, I can tell ya. I'm from Lummerland and im glad about that too! My tree house has no windows nor has it a door, so I spend the whole day staring at the ceiling while laying on the washing machine and imagine earthquakes. Well, I did.... - untill there was an Idiot named Kyrill, who screwed off my beloved tree house...and the tree...and Lummerland...which is now called Mullermand.
Yes, mates, it is a fair tale, though it is sad, as are all the tales of Middle-earth, and yet it may lift up your hearts.
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body,
but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting:
"...holy shit...what a ride!"
Okay, both of this is stolen... :(
But both creators will probably never know...and as U are now going to "disappear under unknown circumstances" i do not worry! Muhahahahahahaa! :D
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