Penname: Ria [Contact] Real name:
Member Since: 08/04/06
Membership status: Administrator
Bio:
**CURRENTLY IN THE THRALL OF NANOWRIMO**

Mine is a Callimachean muse, and a relentlessly silly one. That means I tend to write fluff, satire and randomness. "The Campfire" and "A Sweet Snore" are my fluffiest; "Mary Sue Productions" is an example of satire (go figure); and "Radagast Departs" and "Beside the Well" fit into the random bucket.


I have adopted Ithilion the Mini-Balrog.

My favorite pre-modern authors are: Ovid, Sei Shonagon and Shakespeare. My favorite authors from before the midcentury are: Jane Austen, P.J. Wodehouse and Raphael Sabatini. My favorite recent authors (at the moment) are: Harry Turtledove, Lois McMaster Bujold, Judith Merkle Riley and Jennifer Crusie.

Please try my new challenge, Wild in the Woods.
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Favorite Stories
Summary: On Christmas Eve, Santa pays a trip to Imladris in his sleigh. His intentions, however, are not elf-friendly.
Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Elrond, Maedhros, Maeglin, Maglor
Genres: Parody, Poetry
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 408 Read Count: 4137
[Report This] Published: 22/12/05 Updated: 22/12/05
Summary: Hobbits. No one ever warned me about hobbits. Post-ROTK.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Faramir Took
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1205 Read Count: 1906
[Report This] Published: 12/10/04 Updated: 12/10/04
Summary: Legolas has a rather unique encounter at the bathing pond. SpongeBob x Legolas
Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Legolas
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2209 Read Count: 2249
[Report This] Published: 24/02/05 Updated: 24/02/05
Cold Iron by gythia Rated: G [Reviews - 9]
Summary: Arwen and Eowyn discuss the odd things that Men believe about elves.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Arwen
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 886 Read Count: 1317
[Report This] Published: 10/05/06 Updated: 10/05/06
Evidence by Camwyn Rated: PG [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Maedhros and Maglor sneak into Eonwe's camp at the end of the War of Wrath- but the Silmarils are missing. A Silm Discworld crossover!
Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Maedhros, Maglor, Other
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5627 Read Count: 2152
[Report This] Published: 14/10/04 Updated: 14/10/04
Comments: Clever crossover
Gimli's Workshop by Ron M Rated: PG [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Gimli's Osgiliath workshop has a run-in with the Gondorian legislature...
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Gimli
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6496 Read Count: 1198
[Report This] Published: 07/04/07 Updated: 07/04/07
Summary: Aragorn's life in short pieces: about him, the people who knew him, and/or the significance of his life. Some are funny, some are sad; some deal with great events, some are family portraits--but you will not find scenes Tolkien already wrote, such as the coronation or the betrothal at Cerin Amroth. Each drabble or vignette can stand on its own, but taken together they paint a broader portrait of the man. The stories appear in order as they would fall in Aragorn's lifetime.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Elrond, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gilraen, Halbarad, Legolas, Original Character, Sam
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6186 Read Count: 15442
[Report This] Published: 12/09/06 Updated: 09/01/07
O. Cruel Fate by greywing Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 32]
Summary: A reclusive, timorous botanist gets whisked unceremoniously into Middle Earth... in the form of the studliest male elf to ever walk the face of Arda. Featuring a hysterical Vaire, an unscrupulous healer, and a completely clueless Cirdan.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Glorfindel
Genres: Drama, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 18802 Read Count: 11692
[Report This] Published: 14/11/06 Updated: 02/11/07