Penname: Sharpe_and_Harper [Contact] Real name: Christa
Member Since: 05/09/06
Membership status: Member
Bio:

Hello everyone! My name is Christa and I am basically what you would call a Lord of the Rings fanatic. I'm currently in the process of making my bedroom Lothlorien-themed, if that gives you any idea of the love and respect I have for the books and films. Now, when I'm not busy with obsessively decorating, I like to write fan fiction and have been doing so since about 2006. And if you are wondering, yes I do have a life! I am a sophomore (soon-to-be junior) in college where I am majoring in criminal justice.

So basically, between school, Lord of the Rings, and a few other things in between, life is good!

Thanks for stopping by and I hope you enjoy my stories


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Favorite Stories
Summary: An AU story that dares to ask: What if the Eagles had not come for Frodo & Sam? Surely there would have been a monument...Not as sad as you might suppose!
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Bilbo, Faramir, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Legolas, Merry, Original Character, Pippin
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fantasy, General
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11326 Read Count: 4587
[Report This] Published: 04/02/07 Updated: 04/02/07
Death In A Cradle by Sivan Rated: PG [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Gondor Royal family confronts their biggest fear of being parents.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen
Genres: Angst, Drama, Tragedy
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death
Series: Middle-earth Express Prompts
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 903 Read Count: 2527
[Report This] Published: 05/12/06 Updated: 09/12/06
Summary: The Quest balances upon the edge of a knife, and so many things could go wrong.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Frodo, Sam
Genres: Angst, Tragedy
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1918 Read Count: 4070
[Report This] Published: 05/02/05 Updated: 05/02/05
Eight Weeks by Dwimordene Rated: G [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Eight weeks, eight hundred words, and a lengthy contest of wills pits Boromir against the combined forces of his father and brother. A humorous drabble cycle.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Boromir, Denethor, Faramir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 951 Read Count: 2763
[Report This] Published: 14/11/05 Updated: 14/11/05
Summary: King Elessar marvels at his two-year-old son's ability to ask questions he cannot answer.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 197 Read Count: 1271
[Report This] Published: 28/01/07 Updated: 28/01/07
Elrond!Diet by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Elrond has gained weight. Gil-galad raises the subject over supper.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Elrond, Gil-Galad
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 594 Read Count: 1815
[Report This] Published: 05/03/07 Updated: 05/03/07
Summary: A response to Sharpe_and_Harper's "The Fellowship Meets the Fellowship." Pretty much the actors fall into Middle Earth and excitement ensues. Not a story I would normally do; I don't really like Actor Fics because I feel weird writing a story about a person who exists but I've never met. Please imagine that I do really know exactly what sort of thoughts Viggo Mortensen has!
Categories: Actor Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10380 Read Count: 14440
[Report This] Published: 11/01/07 Updated: 21/02/08
Summary: I think the title is self explanatory.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 511 Read Count: 3378
[Report This] Published: 28/02/07 Updated: 04/04/07
Greenstone by Cheers Rated: PG [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Two people out soul searching find each other unexpectedly in the rugged expanse of the West Coast of the South Island of New Zealand. Disclaimer, I definitely don't know or own Elijah Wood or anything about his personal life, these places do really exist, and not all West Coasters are like those described here.
Categories: Actor Fics
Characters: Elijah Wood
Genres: Romance, Angst, Humor, Other
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4310 Read Count: 4388
[Report This] Published: 07/08/05 Updated: 07/08/05
Summary: Grima wormtongue, slave of Saruman, accidently gets whisked away into a new world and time, and finds surprising friends among the tough Americans he lands with. My first attempt at comedy.
Categories: Crossovers
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 459 Read Count: 1284
[Report This] Published: 19/04/07 Updated: 19/04/07
Summary: To save Aragorn's life at the Battle of the Pelennor Fields, Legolas intercepts an arrow meant for his friend. As the elf lies dying, Aragorn makes an unusual request.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Gimli, Legolas, Original Character
Genres: Angst, Drama
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6065 Read Count: 3086
[Report This] Published: 14/06/06 Updated: 21/06/06
I Feel by Aerlinniel Rated: G [Reviews - 4]
Summary: A poem about losing a friend.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 113 Read Count: 1595
[Report This] Published: 09/02/07 Updated: 09/02/07
Innocent Eyes by Kim Rated: R [Reviews - 43]
Summary: Mia Adams is a twenty year old British dancer, determined to make her mark in the dancing world. After Orlando saves her from unwanted attention from a guy she doesn't like, he takes on the role as the older brother she never had. When he starts interfering with her relationships, is he really just being over-protective or is there something else bothering him? Inspired by the song by Delta Goodrem.
Categories: Actor Fics
Characters: None
Genres: General, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 30308 Read Count: 16074
[Report This] Published: 17/04/06 Updated: 14/02/08
Legolas's Comb by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 8]
Summary: Aragorn's wedding to Arwen is within the hour, but Legolas (much to Gimli's disgust) is not ready.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Gimli, Haldir, Legolas
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3541 Read Count: 1211
[Report This] Published: 05/12/05 Updated: 05/12/05
Summary: Estel is bored. Elrond is tolerant. (Estel is about twelve here.)
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Elrond
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The Estel Predicaments
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 732 Read Count: 1476
[Report This] Published: 14/04/07 Updated: 14/04/07
Life on the farm by Jaguar Rated: PG Round robin [Reviews - 6]
Summary: The fellowship decides to work on a farm for a while.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: Elrond, Sméagol, The Fellowship
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3344 Read Count: 6766
[Report This] Published: 28/04/07 Updated: 23/05/07
Summary: Little Samwise Gamgee's two older sisters develop a crush on a certain newcomer next door. Guess whose help they enlist?
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Gaffer Gamgee, Other, Sam
Genres: Fantasy, General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1477 Read Count: 1624
[Report This] Published: 04/02/07 Updated: 04/02/07
Summary: What's Middle-Earth like after thousands and thousands of years beyond the War of the Ring?
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4040 Read Count: 3746
[Report This] Published: 21/12/06 Updated: 04/01/07
LotR Lists by Zoso22 Rated: PG [Reviews - 20]
Summary: Random lists about Lord of the Rings! (duh)
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1689 Read Count: 6038
[Report This] Published: 11/06/07 Updated: 23/08/07
Love Online by joshsgirl04 Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 15]
Summary: Shannon Cartwright is just your average college senior, well except for the fangirl thing. She meets a mysterious man in a chatroom. Her life will turn upside down when she finds out who he is.


Categories: Actor Fics
Characters: Dominic Monaghan
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 17779 Read Count: 8752
[Report This] Published: 09/05/06 Updated: 21/09/07