Penname: Sharpe_and_Harper [Contact] Real name: Christa
Member Since: 05/09/06
Membership status: Member
Bio:

Hello everyone! My name is Christa and I am basically what you would call a Lord of the Rings fanatic. I'm currently in the process of making my bedroom Lothlorien-themed, if that gives you any idea of the love and respect I have for the books and films. Now, when I'm not busy with obsessively decorating, I like to write fan fiction and have been doing so since about 2006. And if you are wondering, yes I do have a life! I am a sophomore (soon-to-be junior) in college where I am majoring in criminal justice.

So basically, between school, Lord of the Rings, and a few other things in between, life is good!

Thanks for stopping by and I hope you enjoy my stories


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Favorite Stories
Summary: Christmas in middle-earth. Title says it all!


Merry Christmas to all!

Warnings: I do mock all or most of the characters from LotR. (Especially Legolas) But don't worry. it's all in good fun. Extreme AU.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2125 Read Count: 3182
[Report This] Published: 23/12/06 Updated: 28/12/06
Motivations by faramiriel Rated: G [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Why exactly did Frodo take the Ring to Mordor? I don't know either. An exploratory poem.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Frodo
Genres: General, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 98 Read Count: 1509
[Report This] Published: 07/02/07 Updated: 07/02/07
Summary: Letters written to, by, and about Legolas, Lord of Dol Galenehtar.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Legolas
Genres: Tragedy
Warnings: None
Series: The Green Knight
Chapters: 46 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 75264 Read Count: 34964
[Report This] Published: 15/10/04 Updated: 10/11/04
Night Of The Play by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Sequel to "The Play". It is now the night of the elflings' play, "The Two Trees" and almost time for a now fully spider costumed Lindir to be summoned away to participate in the play.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1692 Read Count: 2400
[Report This] Published: 13/02/07 Updated: 13/02/07
Summary: A somewhat morbid tale of why Boromir agreed to go to Rivendell. What happens to the woman he loved.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Boromir
Genres: Angst, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 509 Read Count: 1174
[Report This] Published: 27/01/07 Updated: 27/01/07
Oh, Hear the Horn by Merry Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: This is a poem about a call to battle
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 80 Read Count: 1394
[Report This] Published: 05/04/07 Updated: 05/04/07
Orlando's Muse by Elaura Rated: G [Reviews - 4]
Summary: A one-shot that came to mind while I was waiting for my muse to return. I am fairly ignorant of modern British slang; if you find errors, just be glad I didn't call the girls "birds".
Categories: Actor Fics
Characters: Legolas, Orlando Bloom
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1697 Read Count: 1508
[Report This] Published: 16/06/07 Updated: 16/06/07
Please? by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Lindir the elfling spies a chocolate egg on his Uncle Erestor's desk and decides he wants it.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 424 Read Count: 1216
[Report This] Published: 09/04/07 Updated: 09/04/07
Pock-Marked Ithil by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Lindir the elfling asks his Uncle Erestor why Ithil, the Moon, looks pock-marked.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 510 Read Count: 919
[Report This] Published: 12/04/07 Updated: 12/04/07
Summary: Story involving pirate raiders and heroic bands of rangers.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Denethor, Faramir, Legolas, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character
Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14743 Read Count: 21268
[Report This] Published: 12/11/06 Updated: 14/01/07
Rain of Tears by iggybaby Rated: G [Reviews - 6]
Summary: A poem about ... welll it's kind of hard to explain. It's sad and happy at the same time, but I think it's more sad.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 69 Read Count: 1419
[Report This] Published: 12/12/06 Updated: 12/12/06
Summary: A little poem featuring Boromir (first three verses) and Faramir (last three verses). Inspired by a scene in R.O.T.K extended version. Hope you like it.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Drama, Poetry
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 178 Read Count: 1234
[Report This] Published: 13/02/07 Updated: 13/02/07
Rest in Peace by Tsuno Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Isabelle seems to have the perfect life. She has a great job and a wonderful fiancee. Then her grandmother dies and she finds comfort in the arms of the person she least expected.
Categories: Actor Fics
Characters: Dominic Monaghan, Original Character
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4470 Read Count: 2761
[Report This] Published: 12/02/07 Updated: 13/05/07
Summary: High school students doin' high school stuff, but talking in LotR quotes. Teachers are happily exempt.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2302 Read Count: 4522
[Report This] Published: 25/12/06 Updated: 05/01/07
Summary: Arwen mourns the loss of her love.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 172 Read Count: 1282
[Report This] Published: 05/03/07 Updated: 05/03/07
So Much for Fellowship by Brandi Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 2]
Summary: After the Fellowship has settled in to camp at Parth Galen, Legolas seeks out and confronts Boromir about his lust for the Ring. Words quickly give way to weapons.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Boromir, Legolas
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 13105 Read Count: 3097
[Report This] Published: 06/12/06 Updated: 14/03/07
Summary: Kayla is not an average 'run away teenager'. No, this is serious. She NEEDS to get away. She needs to get out of that murderous house hold.
Categories: Actor Fics
Characters: Dominic Monaghan, Original Character
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama
Warnings: Torture
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2361 Read Count: 3717
[Report This] Published: 17/04/05 Updated: 10/05/05
Summary: How and why did a microwave mishap send a modern day, ass kicking, sassy crime scene technician kicking and screaming into ME? Truth, Sasha Knauer has no idea. But, even without her trusty gun and brilliant team of co-workers she knows she'll ass-kick her way to the truth. No matter what.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir, Original Character
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), First Draft
Series: None
Chapters: 37 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 34631 Read Count: 29676
[Report This] Published: 17/12/08 Updated: 24/07/10
Summary: Another song by yours truly. About losing love...kind of celtic ringsy, see what ya think.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 105 Read Count: 1359
[Report This] Published: 10/01/07 Updated: 10/01/07
Summary: Galadriel Sings.....
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Galadriel
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 351 Read Count: 1689
[Report This] Published: 10/02/07 Updated: 10/02/07