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Summary: Shadow Ranger pokes fun at Mary Sues.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Bill the Pony, Butterbur, Celeborn, Denethor, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Galadriel, Glorfindel, Gollum, Haldir, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Saruman, Sauron, The Fellowship, Tom Bombadil, Treebeard
Genres: Action/Adventure, Horror, Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2931 Read Count: 8464
[Report This] Published: 30/01/07 Updated: 19/02/07
Summary: After a young Eldarion poses a strange question, his parents and friends try to explain some of the Facts of Life to the five-year-old, and learn that sometimes you can over-think things. Rated because of discussion of sexuality, but at the level of a five-year-old, so if you pick up on anything it's your own fault for having a dirty mind! ;)
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Gimli, Eldarion
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2659 Read Count: 3225
[Report This] Published: 10/10/04 Updated: 10/10/04
Summary: The Fellowship never had it so bad. Ever!
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Original Character, The Fellowship
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 688 Read Count: 1386
[Report This] Published: 23/11/06 Updated: 23/11/06
Summary: The Fellowship is resting from its labours. Funny things happen in Minas Tirith from the fellowship who want to have some fun. But it causes questions with the lords of other lands. Look for many funny times! Enjoy!
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Celeborn, Celebrimbor, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Erestor, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Glorfindel, Háma, Imrahil, Legolas, Manwe, Merry, Pippin, Sam, The Fellowship, Treebeard
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 144 Read Count: 2393
[Report This] Published: 26/03/07 Updated: 26/03/07
Summary: Legolas finds himself testing the limits of his dignity in an effort to win the approval of the adorable daughter of Sam.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Elanor Gamgee, Frodo, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Sam
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3452 Read Count: 1455
[Report This] Published: 12/01/07 Updated: 12/01/07
Summary: I FINALLY UPDATED!!!!!!! What if Galadriel had failed the test and accepted the Ring when Frodo offered it to her? Totally OOC and goofy and random
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Galadriel, Other, Sam, Sauron
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1422 Read Count: 5017
[Report This] Published: 09/01/06 Updated: 17/10/06
Summary: The title says it all!
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 894 Read Count: 5470
[Report This] Published: 15/11/06 Updated: 06/12/06
Summary: (A 10th walker story) when Adrianne falls into middle-earth, she is thrusted into a life of war, death, and unexpected love. She must find strength within herself to conquer her fears, battle foes, and grow into a person that she never dreamed she could become. (Legolas/OC)
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1992 Read Count: 2031
[Report This] Published: 05/01/07 Updated: 05/01/07
Lost My Soul by Aerlinniel Rated: PG [Reviews - 3]
Summary: A song I wrote about losing your soul to someone. I got the idea from 'On My Own' by Three Days Grace. Some of you may recognize the line.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 196 Read Count: 1137
[Report This] Published: 11/03/07 Updated: 11/03/07
Summary: The fellowship in the modern day world all living in the same apartment block. Expect madness, mayhem and chaos.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Sam, The Fellowship
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1349 Read Count: 4627
[Report This] Published: 10/03/07 Updated: 02/04/07
O. Cruel Fate by greywing Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 32]
Summary: A reclusive, timorous botanist gets whisked unceremoniously into Middle Earth... in the form of the studliest male elf to ever walk the face of Arda. Featuring a hysterical Vaire, an unscrupulous healer, and a completely clueless Cirdan.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Glorfindel
Genres: Drama, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 18802 Read Count: 11880
[Report This] Published: 14/11/06 Updated: 02/11/07
Summary: The story of a cancer diagnosis and the surgery following it.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Essay
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4578 Read Count: 2937
[Report This] Published: 09/08/05 Updated: 09/08/05
Randomity by GreenWoodElleth Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 24]
Summary: The Lord of the Rings....a random parody. Totally random.
The ring wraiths will be violated by pine needles, lose their contact lenses, batteries, minds...

Witch King: "Join the club, we've got jackets."
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor, Parody, Tragedy
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4581 Read Count: 6627
[Report This] Published: 08/02/07 Updated: 30/09/07
Sin by Gemini_Elf Rated: PG [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Recently I've been watching an anime where the bad guys are named after the seven deadly sins. This got me thinking about sin etc. and these (Drabbles?) ended up being written early this morning. Please R&R
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Celebrían, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: General
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 467 Read Count: 1628
[Report This] Published: 08/07/07 Updated: 08/07/07
The Lost Prince by earthsprite Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 20]
Summary: What if a very young Legolas was kidnapped in a raid on Mirkwood and grew up not knowing who he was? How would things be different? Ratting and warning for latter chapters (ie 6 and latter)
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse
Characters: Celebrían, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Tragedy
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 16182 Read Count: 6769
[Report This] Published: 20/10/06 Updated: 19/10/07
Summary: Hoo boy. The residents of Middle-earth decide that if they want realistic fanfic written about them, they'll have to teach the authors themselves. But things do not go exactly according to plan.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Bilbo, Boromir, Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Glorfindel, Gollum, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Rosie, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Thranduil, Treebeard
Genres: Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 64 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 73189 Read Count: 112507
[Report This] Published: 09/08/04 Updated: 09/08/04
Summary: Compulsery kit for any orc/ evil minion.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Orcs/Uruk-Hai
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4475 Read Count: 11859
[Report This] Published: 14/11/06 Updated: 09/04/08
Summary: She's one lean, mean fighting machine...she's a dark elf.
(okay fine, I'm a bad summary writer, just give it a go and see what you think.)
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Torture
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 27193 Read Count: 8519
[Report This] Published: 18/10/06 Updated: 09/12/07
Zen by Ranger Rated: G [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Tired of reading long chapters? Parody zen for you for a little break so those long chapters and torture can be enjoyed a little more. :)
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor, Parody, Poetry
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1309 Read Count: 2784
[Report This] Published: 25/11/06 Updated: 25/11/06