Penname: Junior [Contact] Real name:
Member Since: 04/05/07
Membership status: Member
Bio:
What can i say except that i like playing with words.
And i like funnies.

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Favorite Stories
A World Apart by Enigma Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 37]
Summary: Two non-Sues end up in ME. Panic ensues, and Middle Earth is doomed.
Aoife is paranoid that she has OCD. Paula is as lazy as heck. Aoife’s a klutz. Paula’s a dreamer. Aoife is a hypochondriac. Best friends. Sisters in all but blood.
LOTR freaks.
But not so much that they’ve memorized every single line and Elvish phrase (well, not Paula anyway) but that they find the eye-candy . . . irresistible.
And when they find themselves in Middle Earth by some unforeseen twist of events, with massive concussions (Aoife is sure) things begin to get a little . . . out of hand.
Both will learn things about each other they never knew, never thought of . . . maybe they never wanted to know . . .
It’s not going to be easy. It’s definitely not going to be pretty. But it’s going to be one heck of a ride, and who knows what could happen next . . .
Categories: Movie-verse, Crossovers
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Balrog, Boromir, Faramir, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Original Character, Pippin, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, General, Humor, Other, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), First Draft, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 41450 Read Count: 23385
[Report This] Published: 20/01/08 Updated: 09/04/08
Summary: Pre-Fellowship. The orcs have come to Edoras, demanding black horses as mounts for Sauron's Nazgul. They want young horses they can train and manipulate for their own ends.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3683 Read Count: 5509
[Report This] Published: 26/12/06 Updated: 15/02/08
Comments: Wow, I cant do it justice with anything i put here
Summary: Humorous internal thoughts of Orlando Bloom, as he fights with obsessive mental imagery and filth. Or just embraces it? [please pay attention to warnings you under-age-rs!]
Categories: Actor Fics
Characters: Original Character, Orlando Bloom
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7257 Read Count: 7200
[Report This] Published: 22/01/08 Updated: 31/01/08
Comments: This woman will be the death of me with her humour
The Dark Wood by Lirael Rated: R [Reviews - 9]
Summary: As filming continues on LOTR, many mishaps occur, such as a mysterious young woman with pointed ears, a cryptic message, and Dom's crippling crush on a make-up artist. All in a days work!
Categories: Actor Fics
Characters: Dominic Monaghan
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6622 Read Count: 9429
[Report This] Published: 31/12/07 Updated: 20/01/08
What It Means To Be by Shiloh Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 12]
Summary: Once upon a time, Legolas and Eleina were "Legolas and Eleina." Things changed, time passed, a war happened, and now two strangers are trapped in an inescapable marriage that wasn't even their idea. The new Fourth Age means a fresh start for all of Middle Earth, but does everyone really want a fresh start? When is it time to stop kicking a dead horse?
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Gimli, Legolas
Genres: General, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14952 Read Count: 6404
[Report This] Published: 06/01/07 Updated: 12/12/10