Penname: Lorian [Contact] Real name: Hortense Mcfluffypants
Member Since: 31/03/09
Membership status: Member
(Updated July 25, 2010)
(Revised December 16, 2014)

Hi, I'm Lorian, an avid reader and LOtR nerd.
Once upon a time, I wrote some fanfic and stuff.

Beta-reader: Yes
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Favorite Stories
Summary: On Christmas Eve, Santa pays a trip to Imladris in his sleigh. His intentions, however, are not elf-friendly.
Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Elrond, Maedhros, Maeglin, Maglor
Genres: Parody, Poetry
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 408 Read Count: 4598
[Report This] Published: 22/12/05 Updated: 22/12/05
Comments: THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING! SANTA IS EVIL! ;D Really well done. -Lorian
Summary: Complete! Aragorn loves his Ice Cream. But when the Terrible Trio arrives in Minas Tirith with an evil plot to steal the imperial Ice Cream, will he survive?
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Haldir, Legolas
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Obsessions
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3153 Read Count: 7127
[Report This] Published: 05/05/06 Updated: 31/10/06
Comments: Heh, I love it, and especially the squirt-gun war! Lorian
Elven Glow by Gwenneth Rated: G [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Estel is young and doesn't understand why he is different from his Elven family. He sees something one night and is determined to achieve it. Will he be hurt? COMPLETE
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Elrond, Elrohir, Elladan
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1770 Read Count: 1342
[Report This] Published: 23/04/05 Updated: 23/04/05
Comments: So funny and quite adorable!
Ever and Ever by Whisper Rated: R [Reviews - 54]
Summary: Rohan is withering under the weight of the war. Calahdra Medlinniel, however, is falling in love. A Shieldmaiden of Rohan, Calahdra is young, damaged, and driven by duty. Yet how could she give her life for her people when she suddenly has so much to live for?
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse
Characters: Legolas
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 44 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 123142 Read Count: 46137
[Report This] Published: 21/06/09 Updated: 15/01/11
Comments: Oh! this is soooooooo good!
Fei's Arena by Ar-feiniel Rated: PG [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Random Fun.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Beregond, Boromir, Captain Jack Sparrow, Cirdan, Elizabeth Swann, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Figwit, Fingon, Gandalf / Olorin, Glorfindel, Legolas, Maedhros, Mouth of Sauron, Original Character, Pippin, Théodred, Tom Bombadil, Treebeard, Will Turner
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19404 Read Count: 15906
[Report This] Published: 02/11/08 Updated: 03/01/09
Comments: Just plain funny. Just plain really funny.
Summary: Not all Mary Sues are Children of Iluvatar.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Morgoth / Melkor, Original Character, Other Canon Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1977 Read Count: 1979
[Report This] Published: 13/05/08 Updated: 13/05/08
Comments: THIS STORY IS AWESOME READ IT READ IT READ IT!!!!! (Yes, I am a cat lover) Lorian
Summary: There are many diehard Tolkien fans that complain that either Peter Jackson's films destroyed their cherished images of Middle Earth or didn't capture the spirit of Middle Earth. My answer? It could have been a thousand times worse.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Arwen, Bilbo, Bill the Pony, Denethor, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Galadriel, Gollum, Gríma, Nazgûl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other Canon Character, Sauron, The Fellowship, Théoden, Witch King
Genres: Horror, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 27966 Read Count: 55635
[Report This] Published: 22/11/06 Updated: 19/04/08
Comments: Nae e aur brago-i! (Alas the day that happens!) ;D Lorian