Penname: the mediocre writer [Contact] Real name:
Member Since: 21/07/11
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Let me begin by introducing myself.

I am a twenty something college graduate who is not quite grown up yet, who is sort of a fangirl but mostly not, loves stalking her local libraries, drinking White Russians, and walking/running late at night.

Feel free to introduce yourself to me if you have any questions or comments. I am always available for philosophical discussions as well if that gets you going. You know the typical which pairing is best, which Bleach character is most unstably sexy, blackholes, was Albert Camus a douche-bag, the difference between Advil and Tylenol, the meaning of life, metaphysics, know the normal things.

For those of you who are interested, here is a picture of how I image Legolas to look like in Orc Queen. It's not a perfect likeness in my mind, but I would say he is a mixture between what you see in this picture and something a little more faerie:

Picture: How I see Legolas in Orc Queen

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A ring can represent practically anything. Undying love, a silent promise, real friendship, commitment, but also nobility, worship or faith. There are rings that symbolize dependence, enslavement, eternity, and apparently there is one that stands for all that’s evil in this world. But let’s not forget a ring is nothing more than a piece of metal that fits nicely around a finger. It doesn’t even have to be pretty.

So don’t ask me why I ended up risking my life, going on this quest to destroy one. I mean, you can’t really blame me for getting caught up in things I don’t even believe in, right?

Be warned: this is a tenth walker fic and English is my second language. It’s possible you’ll hate this story, but don’t forget you’re not legally obliged to do so. And seriously, I really like readers and absolutely love reviewers.

Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Legolas, Merry, Original Character, Pippin, Sam
Genres: Action/Adventure, General, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), First Draft
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 60019 Read Count: 55106
[Report This] Published: 04/03/09 Updated: 24/01/15
Comments: I love this story. Please continue.
Summary: "There I was, my back against a tree, cornered by a beautiful, bow-wielding man who dressed as though he had fallen out of an Errol Flynn film—granted, Flynn had nothing on him, in my opinion, anyway—while being verbally harassed by some old geezer."

The tale of Kelly Elaine Day, an unwitting university student who discovers herself playing the punch-line to one very sick cosmic joke.

Middle-earth will never be the same.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse
Characters: Original Character, The Fellowship
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 54632 Read Count: 10522
[Report This] Published: 02/08/10 Updated: 22/03/12
Comments: I hope you update soon. This story is wonderful!