Reviews by Lillayah
One Big Mistake by presnieboer Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 101]
Summary: Marissa Leitner meets the one and only Orlando Bloom in a pub one night and ends up having every fan's dream; a one night stand with Orlando himself. Though they agree there should be no emotional attachment, neither of them has an easy time with it. In fact, Orlando is the first to break their pact and tries to look Marissa up, only to find that she's not interested. But is she really not interested or is something else going on? Will Orlando be able to get her to open up and confess the real reason she's "not interested"? Can a one night stand lead to a relationship? A real relationship?
Categories: Actor Fics Characters: Dominic Monaghan, Original Character, Orlando Bloom
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 43 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 138723 Read Count: 53634
Published: 28/03/05 Updated: 09/03/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Prologue: A Lustful Wish Granted (Part 1) Reviewer: Lillayah Signed
"'I need sex'" Brilliant! Utter brilliance!
Date: 21/09/06
Summary: This is the continuing saga of a 36 year old female soldier who finds herself in Middle Earth during The Return of the King. This is part one of a series which will follow the plot of J.R.R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings books. She is not a tenth walker and the events as written by Professor Tolkien will not be rewritten to accommodate her. Her part in the story and her interactions with the main characters will occur in places and times that Tolkien did not include in his writings.

I claim ownership of none of J.R.R. Tolkien's original plot or characters; however, Elaura and her story Typically Atypical are Copyrighted © 2006.

Categories: Book-verse Characters: Arwen, Beorn, Bilbo, Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Galadriel, Glóin, Glorfindel, Gollum, Haldir, Lindir, Nazgûl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Orophin, Other Canon Character, Rúmil, The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Fantasy, General, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Other, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: Character Death, Violence
Series: Typically Atypical
Chapters: 37 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 157423 Read Count: 114182
Published: 07/09/06 Updated: 21/10/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 8: The actual most embarrassing moment of my life Reviewer: Lillayah Signed
I'll never forget her puking on Elrond. Ever.

Author's Response: NEW READER! YEA! Thanks for the feedback!
Date: 30/09/06
Title: Chapter 12: A Visitor, Lessons, Elrond’s Table, and Bilbo’s Secret Reviewer: Lillayah Signed
I love Bilbo. The world needs more of them.

Author's Response: I agree. He\'s sensible and friendly. He doesn\'t take anything too seriously. Just the kind of person I\'d like to be.

Thanks for reading and reviewing!

Date: 30/09/06
O. Cruel Fate by greywing Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 32]
Summary: A reclusive, timorous botanist gets whisked unceremoniously into Middle Earth... in the form of the studliest male elf to ever walk the face of Arda. Featuring a hysterical Vaire, an unscrupulous healer, and a completely clueless Cirdan.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Glorfindel
Genres: Drama, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 18802 Read Count: 13260
Published: 13/11/06 Updated: 02/11/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: A Series of Unfortunate Accidents Reviewer: Lillayah Signed
So friggin' amusing! The cross-over into Arda is clever, yet uncontraditory. And I have no qualms about Mary Sues suffering upon entering ME, make no mistake. My eyes are wide open for chapter 2.

Author's Response: I am glad you liked it. Chapter 2 will be up immediately.
Date: 13/11/06