Penname: Spartan Elessar [Contact] Real name: Noel
Member Since: 30/03/06
Membership status: Member
Bio:
Pen Name : Spartan Elessar
Age : 18
Gender : Male
DOB : January 17, 1988
Location : Planet Earth
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The Memory of You by arwenfan101 Rated: PG [Reviews - 2]
Summary: He always will remember her. And she him. The thoughts of two lovers separated because of their love.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Elrond, Halbarad
Genres: Romance, Drama, Other
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 538 Read Count: 1092
[Report This] Published: 13/06/05 Updated: 13/06/05
Reviewer: Spartan Elessar Signed
Date: 31/03/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One

And the memory of you will keep me fighting.

I will live for you and more.

I will dream of you with every breath I take.

I will remember you in my mind forever.

Your memory will keep me going on and on.

...Beautiful, I am speechless!

56 ways to annoy the Dark Lord Sauron by Paintedblank Rated: PG [Reviews - 32]
Summary: I think the title is self explanatory
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: Sauron
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 696 Read Count: 4560
[Report This] Published: 18/08/05 Updated: 18/08/05
Reviewer: Spartan Elessar Signed
Date: 31/03/06 Title: Chapter 1: 56 ways to annoy the Dark Lord Sauron

50. Tap dance in front of him,
- Hmm i wonder where his sword will end up in?

49. Randomly pop up everywhere yelling œI see you!
- Thats funny!

47. Poke him in the eye!
- I am not ready to take that test!

31. Laugh at him for still being a virgin at his age
- I bet he will laugh back at my ignorance

13. Demand that he has more tea parties with you and invite Gandalf, Elrond and Galadriel
- I don't want to end the Middle Earth then and there...

Middle Earth on TV! by Alatariel Narmolanya Rated: PG [Reviews - 58]
Summary: Various LotR parodies.
Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Other
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6822 Read Count: 12148
[Report This] Published: 24/11/05 Updated: 10/04/06
Reviewer: Spartan Elessar Signed
Date: 31/03/06 Title: Chapter 1: Annoying Questions

Nazgul: "HELP! A Nazgul!" (I just wanted to be friends...)
"HELP! A Dementor!" (I'm not a Dementor!)

Gimli: "So, do you run regulary?" (You might when my axe goes flying...)
"Remember that drinking contest?"

Denethor: "And about your second son, Faramir..." (Who's he?)

-LOL! That was so funny...Awesome!

Reviewer: Spartan Elessar Signed
Date: 31/03/06 Title: Chapter 3: Talk Show - Part 2!

MIA: Legolas, what DO you carry in your pack?

Legolas: Why, hair products, of course!
- Haha

MIA: Frodo, do you ever wear contacts?

Frodo: No! No! must... get ... away... from... annoying people! HAH! (maniacal laughter) (puts on Ring and disappears)

Sam: Mister Frodo? MISTER FRODO!

(Hobbits run around looking for Frodo and bumping into each other)
- Hilarious

I Will Always Go On by Princess Kalen Rated: PG [Reviews - 6]
Summary: This is a short story that I thought up, when my previous friend, alicefan1 stopped posting, and asked me to finish her story for her. Please read and review.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Original Character
Genres: Drama, Tragedy
Warnings: Character Death, None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 366 Read Count: 1264
[Report This] Published: 22/02/06 Updated: 22/02/06
Reviewer: Spartan Elessar Signed
Date: 30/03/06 Title: Chapter 1: The Beginning And The End

Wow that was wonderful, absolutely stunning! thats the best short story i have ever read.

Author's Response: Thank you so much.