Reviews by Spartan Elessar
Summary: He always will remember her. And she him. The thoughts of two lovers separated because of their love.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Elrond, Halbarad
Genres: Romance, Drama, Other
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 538 Read Count: 1431
Published: 06/13/05 Updated: 06/13/05 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One Reviewer: Spartan Elessar Signed
And the memory of you will keep me fighting.

I will live for you and more.

I will dream of you with every breath I take.

I will remember you in my mind forever.

Your memory will keep me going on and on.

...Beautiful, I am speechless!
Date: 03/31/06
Summary: I think the title is self explanatory
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Sauron
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 696 Read Count: 5426
Published: 08/18/05 Updated: 08/18/05 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: 56 ways to annoy the Dark Lord Sauron Reviewer: Spartan Elessar Signed
50. Tap dance in front of him,
- Hmm i wonder where his sword will end up in?

49. Randomly pop up everywhere yelling œI see you!
- Thats funny!

47. Poke him in the eye!
- I am not ready to take that test!

31. Laugh at him for still being a virgin at his age
- I bet he will laugh back at my ignorance

13. Demand that he has more tea parties with you and invite Gandalf, Elrond and Galadriel
- I don't want to end the Middle Earth then and there...

Date: 03/31/06
Summary: Various LotR parodies.
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Other
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6822 Read Count: 15973
Published: 11/24/05 Updated: 04/10/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Annoying Questions Reviewer: Spartan Elessar Signed
Nazgul: "HELP! A Nazgul!" (I just wanted to be friends...)
"HELP! A Dementor!" (I'm not a Dementor!)

Gimli: "So, do you run regulary?" (You might when my axe goes flying...)
"Remember that drinking contest?"

Denethor: "And about your second son, Faramir..." (Who's he?)

-LOL! That was so funny...Awesome!
Date: 03/31/06
Title: Chapter 3: Talk Show - Part 2! Reviewer: Spartan Elessar Signed
MIA: Legolas, what DO you carry in your pack?

Legolas: Why, hair products, of course!
- Haha

MIA: Frodo, do you ever wear contacts?

Frodo: No! No! must... get ... away... from... annoying people! HAH! (maniacal laughter) (puts on Ring and disappears)

Sam: Mister Frodo? MISTER FRODO!

(Hobbits run around looking for Frodo and bumping into each other)
- Hilarious
Date: 03/31/06
Summary: This is a short story that I thought up, when my previous friend, alicefan1 stopped posting, and asked me to finish her story for her. Please read and review.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Original Character
Genres: Drama, Tragedy
Warnings: Character Death, None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 366 Read Count: 1513
Published: 02/21/06 Updated: 02/21/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The Beginning And The End Reviewer: Spartan Elessar Signed
Wow that was wonderful, absolutely stunning! thats the best short story i have ever read.

Author's Response: Thank you so much.
Date: 03/30/06