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Title: None Reviewer: Ria Signed
Aerlinniel, it is against this site's policy to post someone else's fiction, even with their consent. Would you like me to set up a separate account for Cerae's work?

RS, Moderator

Author's Response: Yes, that would be very much appreciated. I was going to take them down permanently, but this seems to be a better idea. Thanks!
Date: 20/04/07
Summary: The fictional events leading up to and including the War of the Ring, in detail.
Categories: None
Characters: Witch King
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: Violence
Challenges: None
Open: Closed
Title: The Last Great War Reviewer: Ria Signed
You appear to have posted this series twice. Also, is Blood of Our People part of it? It looks as if it should be. And welcome to LotRfanfiction.
Date: 15/07/08
Summary: Hoo boy. The residents of Middle-earth decide that if they want realistic fanfic written about them, they'll have to teach the authors themselves. But things do not go exactly according to plan.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Bilbo, Boromir, Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Glorfindel, Gollum, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Rosie, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Thranduil, Treebeard
Genres: Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 64 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 73189 Read Count: 140108
Published: 09/08/04 Updated: 09/08/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 30: The State of Evil Reviewer: Ria Signed
It's the funniest thing I've read in a long time. However, there are grammar-related Mini-Nazgul floating around, ie "[the] Ice Cream-Nazgul, who were muttering about how he had nothing matching".

Write on.

RS
Date: 09/04/06
Summary: Elrond's 101 gorgeous daughters happens to Middle Earth. At once. Anything man-like, be it elf, dwarf or... well, man, would do anything to obey them. The whole world gets OOC. In despair, or in some cases, out of boredom, the characters you know travel towards Rivendell. Will they manage to save the world before it is too late? Or are they all doomed?
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Boromir, Celeborn, Elrond, Eomer, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gimli, Gríma, Legolas, Merry, Original Character, Pippin, Saruman, The Fellowship
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12025 Read Count: 4329
Published: 05/10/04 Updated: 08/10/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 2: In which Galadriel takes action Reviewer: Ria Signed
I like the connection of Galadriel with Cruella through the coat. Also, your narrative voice is fresh and Pratchett-like.
Date: 08/09/07
Title: Chapter 5: The scouring of Rivendell Reviewer: Ria Signed
A very good ending!
Date: 08/09/07
Summary: Gimli, Merry, and Pippin convince Legolas to try a pipe...
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Merry, Pippin
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 942 Read Count: 1928
Published: 08/10/04 Updated: 08/10/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Wreathed in Smoke Reviewer: Ria Signed
At last we know how they passed the time on the long walk! Is there a sequel where the hobbits share their mushrooms?

Author's Response: Curse you for the Nuzgul, because now I really think mayhap there should be...!
Date: 02/02/07
Summary: Aragorn is having trouble flirting with Elf-women. Legolas offers to help him by pretending to be a lady and giving Aragorn practice. The consequences are unexpected.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1437 Read Count: 2955
Published: 10/10/04 Updated: 10/10/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: A-Wooing He Did Go Reviewer: Ria Signed
That was charming in very much the same way that As You Like It is (except that Aragorn seems a lot savvier than Orlando, and rightly so).
Date: 24/09/07
Surrender by AliDawne Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 8]
Summary: This is a one shot Haldir ficlet. This is total PWP. Not Plot. No depth. Just hot sex. This is not a rape fic, but it has a force-sex feel to it, so if you don't care for Dom/Sub stories don't read. This is not really a BD/SM story either. Curious now? Read on...
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Haldir
Genres: Erotica
Warnings: Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2683 Read Count: 3709
Published: 10/10/04 Updated: 10/10/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Surrender Reviewer: Ria Signed
The second person fic is new to me. Is that what PWP means? I really do like the idea of elves shopping for wooden furniture.
Date: 24/02/07
Summary: What Galadriel gave Boromir as a farewell gift and why, Movie Canon.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Boromir, Galadriel
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1571 Read Count: 1978
Published: 12/10/04 Updated: 12/10/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Boromir's Gift Reviewer: Ria Signed
Your story is elegant, and in the larger context, sad. I've often wondered what the Avarin elves must have thought about the Noldor -- what Mithrellas says about Galadriel's resistance to change is great.
Date: 13/09/07
Summary: Hobbits. No one ever warned me about hobbits. Post-ROTK.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Faramir Took
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1205 Read Count: 2080
Published: 12/10/04 Updated: 12/10/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: A Word of Caution Regarding Hobbits Reviewer: Ria Signed
Oh, charming. Also a little sad, in an excellent way.
Date: 12/02/07
Summary: Haldir and his brothers find a child in the woods.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Haldir, Original Character, Orophin
Genres: General
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 55914 Read Count: 20270
Published: 13/10/04 Updated: 13/10/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 13: Strategies Reviewer: Ria Signed
I like it that you made her act like a realistic survivor of child abuse in this chapter. Kudos for the thoughtful characterization.
Date: 25/11/07
Evidence by Camwyn Rated: PG [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Maedhros and Maglor sneak into Eonwe's camp at the end of the War of Wrath- but the Silmarils are missing. A Silm Discworld crossover!
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Maedhros, Maglor, Other
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5627 Read Count: 2501
Published: 13/10/04 Updated: 13/10/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Evidence Reviewer: Ria Signed
This is exactly the story that I have been wanting to read. I feel that there is a sequel to be written starring the Librarian.
Date: 26/07/07
Summary: A series of poems from the Lord of the Rings, all featuring the title-line as a prominent thread weaving through them.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Other
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1534 Read Count: 5294
Published: 05/11/04 Updated: 05/11/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Last Alliance Reviewer: Ria Signed
It's very stirring. I really like the use of color and sound words. My one quibble is that "There were some that resisted" would be better grammatically.

Author's Response: *tsk* That is a very good point...yeah. Yeah, you\'re absolutely right. But I don\'t know if it\'s just that I\'ve been too familiarized with \"who\" or what it is, but I just don\'t think it has the same powerful ring (no pun intended). But yeah, it really would be, blast it all...stupid poetry. Anyway, thank you!
Date: 01/01/07
A Lost war by Lady Amarra Rated: R [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Oenone is a nymph in the myths about Troy, a former lover of Paris who was abandoned by him for Helena, he came back to her deadly wounded to beg for her to heal him. This is how she answered in my way. (Answer to a Challenge from Bloominglibrary from early 2004)
Categories: Other Movies Characters: Paris, Helen
Genres: Romance, Drama, Angst, Tragedy, Fantasy
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1844 Read Count: 2381
Published: 05/11/04 Updated: 05/11/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Death of a love Reviewer: Ria Signed
This was always one of my favorite scenes of the myth. I prefer the non-movie version where he doesn't make it to the fall of Troy, though. Yours is very vivid.
Date: 29/07/07
Summary: The Truly Pervy Adventures of TELEPORNO and his trusty sidekick Elr...erm...ORGASMO! A silly fic...what happens when two elf lords are kicked out by their wives? PLS REVIEW...:D This was written for the Little Balrog Yahoo Group SEX* Challenge. *Silver-haired Elf X-tasy...because those silver Haired elves whose names start with Cel just don't get laid enough...!!!!
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas, Elrond, Celeborn, Glorfindel, Haldir, Erestor
Genres: Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10516 Read Count: 19941
Published: 18/11/04 Updated: 19/11/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Celeborn Discovers a Book Reviewer: Ria Signed
This story cracked me up. My favorite phrase: "The Golden Wood." *Snicker!* Hmm . . . The Tower of Barad-dur? of Ecthelion? Long live pornody!
Date: 27/03/07
Summary: (Part of the "Lay of Mary's End" challenge from Noldo) With a flash of light, a girl appears in Fangorn Forest just in time to meet up with our heroes. However, things don't go quite as she planned...For all those who have read one too many bad 'Sue fics. ;)
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Gandalf / Olorin, Original Character
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1215 Read Count: 1459
Published: 20/11/04 Updated: 20/11/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Mary-Sue in Fangorn Reviewer: Ria Signed
What a narrow escape! I like how you made the Mary Sue fit into their worldview -- of course she would be a creature of Saruman's.

RS

Author's Response: Or was she?! Dun dundun! Maybe she was just an \"innocent\" girl who \"fell\" and ME and--POOF! Dead! Oh, the poor thing! Mwahaha! ;)
Date: 14/10/06
Summary: Elladan and Elrohir discover a fascinating book about Gondolin in their father's library, and learn Glorfindel's story.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Elrond, Elrohir, Elladan, Glorfindel
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4945 Read Count: 4062
Published: 27/11/04 Updated: 27/11/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 2: The Battle Reviewer: Ria Signed
Excellent story!

RS
Date: 22/04/06
Summary: Arwen is fed up with fanfiction. But what lengths is she willing to go to in order to restore Middle Earth to normal? Crossover-mania!
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 65399 Read Count: 29121
Published: 03/12/04 Updated: 08/12/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 7: Getting Things Back to.......Normal? Reviewer: Ria Signed
This is really funny so far.
Date: 15/02/08
Into M.E. by Varia Lectio Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 5]
Summary: A fairly dim-witted, Legolas-lusting girl falls into Middle-earth for no particularly good reason. What will she when she lands in a rather hostile, very ugly, and most importantly, *Legolas-free* area of her favorite fantasy world? Mary Sue parody!
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Original Character, Other
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2152 Read Count: 1379
Published: 14/12/04 Updated: 14/12/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Into M.E. Reviewer: Ria Signed
I really like the Mary Sue bestiary, particularly Hobbit Sue's "no intelligible language".
Date: 30/01/07
Donna Nobis Pacem by Anais Rated: G [Reviews - 7]
Summary: An overly-long drabble inspired by one of my "favourite" genres of Tolkien "spin-offs" floating around. One of the first confrontations between sarcastic elitists and perfect creatures...
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Original Character, Other
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 923 Read Count: 1631
Published: 24/12/04 Updated: 24/12/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Donna Nobis Pacem Reviewer: Ria Signed
It's charming, but perhaps it should be called Dona Nobis Pacem, since it doesn't seem to have a Donna in it.
Date: 07/04/07