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Title: None Reviewer: Ria Signed
Aerlinniel, it is against this site's policy to post someone else's fiction, even with their consent. Would you like me to set up a separate account for Cerae's work?

RS, Moderator

Author's Response: Yes, that would be very much appreciated. I was going to take them down permanently, but this seems to be a better idea. Thanks!
Date: Apr 20 2007
Summary: The fictional events leading up to and including the War of the Ring, in detail.
Categories: None
Characters: Witch King
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: Violence
Challenges: None
Open: Closed
Title: The Last Great War Reviewer: Ria Signed
You appear to have posted this series twice. Also, is Blood of Our People part of it? It looks as if it should be. And welcome to LotRfanfiction.
Date: Jul 15 2008
Summary: Hoo boy. The residents of Middle-earth decide that if they want realistic fanfic written about them, they'll have to teach the authors themselves. But things do not go exactly according to plan.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Bilbo, Boromir, Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Glorfindel, Gollum, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Rosie, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Thranduil, Treebeard
Genres: Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 64 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 73189 Read Count: 149512
Published: Aug 09 2004 Updated: Aug 09 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 30: The State of Evil Reviewer: Ria Signed
It's the funniest thing I've read in a long time. However, there are grammar-related Mini-Nazgul floating around, ie "[the] Ice Cream-Nazgul, who were muttering about how he had nothing matching".

Write on.

RS
Date: Apr 09 2006
Summary: Elrond's 101 gorgeous daughters happens to Middle Earth. At once. Anything man-like, be it elf, dwarf or... well, man, would do anything to obey them. The whole world gets OOC. In despair, or in some cases, out of boredom, the characters you know travel towards Rivendell. Will they manage to save the world before it is too late? Or are they all doomed?
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Boromir, Celeborn, Elrond, Eomer, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gimli, Grma, Legolas, Merry, Original Character, Pippin, Saruman, The Fellowship
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12025 Read Count: 4643
Published: Oct 05 2004 Updated: Oct 08 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 2: In which Galadriel takes action Reviewer: Ria Signed
I like the connection of Galadriel with Cruella through the coat. Also, your narrative voice is fresh and Pratchett-like.
Date: Sep 08 2007
Title: Chapter 5: The scouring of Rivendell Reviewer: Ria Signed
A very good ending!
Date: Sep 08 2007
Summary: Gimli, Merry, and Pippin convince Legolas to try a pipe...
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Merry, Pippin
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 942 Read Count: 2083
Published: Oct 08 2004 Updated: Oct 08 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Wreathed in Smoke Reviewer: Ria Signed
At last we know how they passed the time on the long walk! Is there a sequel where the hobbits share their mushrooms?

Author's Response: Curse you for the Nuzgul, because now I really think mayhap there should be...!
Date: Feb 02 2007
Summary: Aragorn is having trouble flirting with Elf-women. Legolas offers to help him by pretending to be a lady and giving Aragorn practice. The consequences are unexpected.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1437 Read Count: 3185
Published: Oct 10 2004 Updated: Oct 10 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: A-Wooing He Did Go Reviewer: Ria Signed
That was charming in very much the same way that As You Like It is (except that Aragorn seems a lot savvier than Orlando, and rightly so).
Date: Sep 24 2007
Surrender by AliDawne Rated: NC-17 star [Reviews - 8]
Summary: This is a one shot Haldir ficlet. This is total PWP. Not Plot. No depth. Just hot sex. This is not a rape fic, but it has a force-sex feel to it, so if you don't care for Dom/Sub stories don't read. This is not really a BD/SM story either. Curious now? Read on...
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Haldir
Genres: Erotica
Warnings: Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2683 Read Count: 3915
Published: Oct 10 2004 Updated: Oct 10 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Surrender Reviewer: Ria Signed
The second person fic is new to me. Is that what PWP means? I really do like the idea of elves shopping for wooden furniture.
Date: Feb 24 2007
Summary: What Galadriel gave Boromir as a farewell gift and why, Movie Canon.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Boromir, Galadriel
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1571 Read Count: 2235
Published: Oct 12 2004 Updated: Oct 12 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Boromir's Gift Reviewer: Ria Signed
Your story is elegant, and in the larger context, sad. I've often wondered what the Avarin elves must have thought about the Noldor -- what Mithrellas says about Galadriel's resistance to change is great.
Date: Sep 13 2007
Summary: Hobbits. No one ever warned me about hobbits. Post-ROTK.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Faramir Took
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1205 Read Count: 2215
Published: Oct 12 2004 Updated: Oct 12 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: A Word of Caution Regarding Hobbits Reviewer: Ria Signed
Oh, charming. Also a little sad, in an excellent way.
Date: Feb 12 2007
Summary: Haldir and his brothers find a child in the woods.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Haldir, Original Character, Orophin
Genres: General
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 55914 Read Count: 21489
Published: Oct 13 2004 Updated: Oct 13 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 13: Strategies Reviewer: Ria Signed
I like it that you made her act like a realistic survivor of child abuse in this chapter. Kudos for the thoughtful characterization.
Date: Nov 25 2007
Evidence by Camwyn Rated: PG [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Maedhros and Maglor sneak into Eonwe's camp at the end of the War of Wrath- but the Silmarils are missing. A Silm Discworld crossover!
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Maedhros, Maglor, Other
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5627 Read Count: 2738
Published: Oct 13 2004 Updated: Oct 13 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Evidence Reviewer: Ria Signed
This is exactly the story that I have been wanting to read. I feel that there is a sequel to be written starring the Librarian.
Date: Jul 26 2007
Summary: A series of poems from the Lord of the Rings, all featuring the title-line as a prominent thread weaving through them.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Other
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1534 Read Count: 5487
Published: Nov 05 2004 Updated: Nov 05 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Last Alliance Reviewer: Ria Signed
It's very stirring. I really like the use of color and sound words. My one quibble is that "There were some that resisted" would be better grammatically.

Author's Response: *tsk* That is a very good point...yeah. Yeah, you\'re absolutely right. But I don\'t know if it\'s just that I\'ve been too familiarized with \"who\" or what it is, but I just don\'t think it has the same powerful ring (no pun intended). But yeah, it really would be, blast it all...stupid poetry. Anyway, thank you!
Date: Jan 01 2007
A Lost war by Lady Amarra Rated: R starstarhalf-star [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Oenone is a nymph in the myths about Troy, a former lover of Paris who was abandoned by him for Helena, he came back to her deadly wounded to beg for her to heal him. This is how she answered in my way. (Answer to a Challenge from Bloominglibrary from early 2004)
Categories: Other Movies Characters: Paris, Helen
Genres: Romance, Drama, Angst, Tragedy, Fantasy
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1844 Read Count: 2673
Published: Nov 05 2004 Updated: Nov 05 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Death of a love Reviewer: Ria Signed
This was always one of my favorite scenes of the myth. I prefer the non-movie version where he doesn't make it to the fall of Troy, though. Yours is very vivid.
Date: Jul 29 2007
Summary: The Truly Pervy Adventures of TELEPORNO and his trusty sidekick Elr...erm...ORGASMO! A silly fic...what happens when two elf lords are kicked out by their wives? PLS REVIEW...:D This was written for the Little Balrog Yahoo Group SEX* Challenge. *Silver-haired Elf X-tasy...because those silver Haired elves whose names start with Cel just don't get laid enough...!!!!
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas, Elrond, Celeborn, Glorfindel, Haldir, Erestor
Genres: Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10516 Read Count: 20544
Published: Nov 18 2004 Updated: Nov 19 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Celeborn Discovers a Book Reviewer: Ria Signed
This story cracked me up. My favorite phrase: "The Golden Wood." *Snicker!* Hmm . . . The Tower of Barad-dur? of Ecthelion? Long live pornody!
Date: Mar 27 2007
Summary: (Part of the "Lay of Mary's End" challenge from Noldo) With a flash of light, a girl appears in Fangorn Forest just in time to meet up with our heroes. However, things don't go quite as she planned...For all those who have read one too many bad 'Sue fics. ;)
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Gandalf / Olorin, Original Character
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1215 Read Count: 1561
Published: Nov 20 2004 Updated: Nov 20 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Mary-Sue in Fangorn Reviewer: Ria Signed
What a narrow escape! I like how you made the Mary Sue fit into their worldview -- of course she would be a creature of Saruman's.

RS

Author's Response: Or was she?! Dun dundun! Maybe she was just an \"innocent\" girl who \"fell\" and ME and--POOF! Dead! Oh, the poor thing! Mwahaha! ;)
Date: Oct 14 2006
Summary: Elladan and Elrohir discover a fascinating book about Gondolin in their father's library, and learn Glorfindel's story.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Elrond, Elrohir, Elladan, Glorfindel
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4945 Read Count: 4242
Published: Nov 27 2004 Updated: Nov 27 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 2: The Battle Reviewer: Ria Signed
Excellent story!

RS
Date: Apr 22 2006
Summary: Arwen is fed up with fanfiction. But what lengths is she willing to go to in order to restore Middle Earth to normal? Crossover-mania!
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 65399 Read Count: 30880
Published: Dec 03 2004 Updated: Dec 08 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 7: Getting Things Back to.......Normal? Reviewer: Ria Signed
This is really funny so far.
Date: Feb 15 2008
Into M.E. by Varia Lectio Rated: PG-13 starstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary: A fairly dim-witted, Legolas-lusting girl falls into Middle-earth for no particularly good reason. What will she when she lands in a rather hostile, very ugly, and most importantly, *Legolas-free* area of her favorite fantasy world? Mary Sue parody!
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Original Character, Other
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2152 Read Count: 1461
Published: Dec 14 2004 Updated: Dec 14 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Into M.E. Reviewer: Ria Signed
I really like the Mary Sue bestiary, particularly Hobbit Sue's "no intelligible language".
Date: Jan 30 2007
Donna Nobis Pacem by Anais Rated: G starstar [Reviews - 7]
Summary: An overly-long drabble inspired by one of my "favourite" genres of Tolkien "spin-offs" floating around. One of the first confrontations between sarcastic elitists and perfect creatures...
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Original Character, Other
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 923 Read Count: 1729
Published: Dec 24 2004 Updated: Dec 24 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Donna Nobis Pacem Reviewer: Ria Signed
It's charming, but perhaps it should be called Dona Nobis Pacem, since it doesn't seem to have a Donna in it.
Date: Apr 07 2007
Summary: The day before Thranduil arrives to Imladris, Glorfindel has an encounter with little Legolas. Takes place between the chapters of Of Elflings and Adolescents.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas, Elrond, Elrohir, Elladan, Glorfindel, Erestor
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2665 Read Count: 1813
Published: Dec 26 2004 Updated: Dec 26 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Trolls and Oliphaunts Reviewer: Ria Signed
I don't usually like the Fellowship-as-children genre, but this is charming. I liked your foreshadowing to events of LotR, and I like your use of words, eg, "the future oliphaunt-slayer of Mirkwood scampered".

Author's Response: Haha, I'm so glad! Thank you!
Date: Apr 07 2007
Summary: Hal and Legs (our favorite Elves) get involved with a most unusual box, and are sent on a MOST EXCELLENT ADVENTURE!!! (from the loverly gruesome twosome, Kath and Bird)
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Haldir
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16462 Read Count: 18985
Published: Jan 10 2005 Updated: Jan 20 2005 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 4: chapter 4 Reviewer: Ria Signed
Most excellent crossover. Movie Legolas and do make a good vapid comic duo. It's the hair, I think.

RS
Date: Apr 24 2006
Title: Chapter 4: chapter 4 Reviewer: Ria Signed
Most excellent crossover. Movie Legolas and do make a good vapid comic duo. It's the hair, I think.

RS
Date: Apr 24 2006
Summary: At the end of her life, Éowyn remembers all she has lived and all she would do all over again. (For kittycatness, a light drabble as requested.)
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Faramir
Genres: Romance, Drama, Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 587 Read Count: 2601
Published: Jan 23 2005 Updated: Jan 23 2005 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: All Over Again Reviewer: Ria Signed
Very lovely and thoughtful.

RS
Date: Apr 13 2006
Summary: Extra! Extra! Read all about it! At last: the true story of Sauron's Ring and the scam that almost tipped Middle-earth into eternal darkness.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Gandalf / Olorin, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Sauron
Genres: Essay, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 826 Read Count: 1855
Published: Feb 05 2005 Updated: Feb 05 2005 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Exposing the Truth Reviewer: Ria Signed
Heheh. Shades of Colin Powell -- I like the idea of the ring as a publicity stunt.
Date: Dec 02 2007