Penname: Ria [Contact] Real name:
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**CURRENTLY IN THE THRALL OF NANOWRIMO**

Mine is a Callimachean muse, and a relentlessly silly one. That means I tend to write fluff, satire and randomness. "The Campfire" and "A Sweet Snore" are my fluffiest; "Mary Sue Productions" is an example of satire (go figure); and "Radagast Departs" and "Beside the Well" fit into the random bucket.


I have adopted Ithilion the Mini-Balrog.

My favorite pre-modern authors are: Ovid, Sei Shonagon and Shakespeare. My favorite authors from before the midcentury are: Jane Austen, P.J. Wodehouse and Raphael Sabatini. My favorite recent authors (at the moment) are: Harry Turtledove, Lois McMaster Bujold, Judith Merkle Riley and Jennifer Crusie.

Please try my new challenge, Wild in the Woods.
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Characters: None
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Warnings: None
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Reviewer: Ria Signed
Date: 20/04/07 Title: None

Aerlinniel, it is against this site's policy to post someone else's fiction, even with their consent. Would you like me to set up a separate account for Cerae's work?

RS, Moderator

Author's Response: Yes, that would be very much appreciated. I was going to take them down permanently, but this seems to be a better idea. Thanks!

Summary: The fictional events leading up to and including the War of the Ring, in detail.
Parent Series: None
Categories: None
Characters: Witch King
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: Violence
Challenges: None
Stories: 0
Open: Closed [Report This]
Reviewer: Ria Signed
Date: 16/07/08 Title: The Last Great War

You appear to have posted this series twice. Also, is Blood of Our People part of it? It looks as if it should be. And welcome to LotRfanfiction.

Summary: Hoo boy. The residents of Middle-earth decide that if they want realistic fanfic written about them, they'll have to teach the authors themselves. But things do not go exactly according to plan.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Bilbo, Boromir, Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Glorfindel, Gollum, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Rosie, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Thranduil, Treebeard
Genres: Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 64 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 73189 Read Count: 112403
[Report This] Published: 09/08/04 Updated: 09/08/04
Reviewer: Ria Signed
Date: 09/04/06 Title: Chapter 30: The State of Evil

It's the funniest thing I've read in a long time. However, there are grammar-related Mini-Nazgul floating around, ie "[the] Ice Cream-Nazgul, who were muttering about how he had nothing matching".

Write on.

RS

Summary: Elrond's 101 gorgeous daughters happens to Middle Earth. At once. Anything man-like, be it elf, dwarf or... well, man, would do anything to obey them. The whole world gets OOC. In despair, or in some cases, out of boredom, the characters you know travel towards Rivendell. Will they manage to save the world before it is too late? Or are they all doomed?
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Elrond
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12025 Read Count: 3735
[Report This] Published: 05/10/04 Updated: 08/10/04
Reviewer: Ria Signed
Date: 08/09/07 Title: Chapter 2: In which Galadriel takes action

I like the connection of Galadriel with Cruella through the coat. Also, your narrative voice is fresh and Pratchett-like.

Reviewer: Ria Signed
Date: 08/09/07 Title: Chapter 5: The scouring of Rivendell

A very good ending!

Summary: Gimli, Merry, and Pippin convince Legolas to try a pipe...
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Merry, Pippin
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 942 Read Count: 1745
[Report This] Published: 08/10/04 Updated: 08/10/04
Reviewer: Ria Signed
Date: 02/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Wreathed in Smoke

At last we know how they passed the time on the long walk! Is there a sequel where the hobbits share their mushrooms?

Author's Response: Curse you for the Nuzgul, because now I really think mayhap there should be...!

Summary: Aragorn is having trouble flirting with Elf-women. Legolas offers to help him by pretending to be a lady and giving Aragorn practice. The consequences are unexpected.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1437 Read Count: 2629
[Report This] Published: 10/10/04 Updated: 10/10/04
Reviewer: Ria Signed
Date: 25/09/07 Title: Chapter 1: A-Wooing He Did Go

That was charming in very much the same way that As You Like It is (except that Aragorn seems a lot savvier than Orlando, and rightly so).

Surrender by AliDawne Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 8]
Summary: This is a one shot Haldir ficlet. This is total PWP. Not Plot. No depth. Just hot sex. This is not a rape fic, but it has a force-sex feel to it, so if you don't care for Dom/Sub stories don't read. This is not really a BD/SM story either. Curious now? Read on...
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Haldir
Genres: Erotica
Warnings: Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2683 Read Count: 3424
[Report This] Published: 10/10/04 Updated: 10/10/04
Reviewer: Ria Signed
Date: 24/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Surrender

The second person fic is new to me. Is that what PWP means? I really do like the idea of elves shopping for wooden furniture.

Summary: What Galadriel gave Boromir as a farewell gift and why, Movie Canon.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Boromir, Galadriel
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1571 Read Count: 1673
[Report This] Published: 12/10/04 Updated: 12/10/04
Reviewer: Ria Signed
Date: 14/09/07 Title: Chapter 1: Boromir's Gift

Your story is elegant, and in the larger context, sad. I've often wondered what the Avarin elves must have thought about the Noldor -- what Mithrellas says about Galadriel's resistance to change is great.

Summary: Hobbits. No one ever warned me about hobbits. Post-ROTK.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Faramir Took
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1205 Read Count: 1915
[Report This] Published: 12/10/04 Updated: 12/10/04
Reviewer: Ria Signed
Date: 13/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: A Word of Caution Regarding Hobbits

Oh, charming. Also a little sad, in an excellent way.

Summary: Haldir and his brothers find a child in the woods.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Haldir, Original Character, Orophin
Genres: General
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 55914 Read Count: 17853
[Report This] Published: 14/10/04 Updated: 14/10/04
Reviewer: Ria Signed
Date: 25/11/07 Title: Chapter 13: Strategies

I like it that you made her act like a realistic survivor of child abuse in this chapter. Kudos for the thoughtful characterization.

Evidence by Camwyn Rated: PG [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Maedhros and Maglor sneak into Eonwe's camp at the end of the War of Wrath- but the Silmarils are missing. A Silm Discworld crossover!
Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Maedhros, Maglor, Other
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5627 Read Count: 2166
[Report This] Published: 14/10/04 Updated: 14/10/04
Reviewer: Ria Signed
Date: 27/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: Evidence

This is exactly the story that I have been wanting to read. I feel that there is a sequel to be written starring the Librarian.

Summary: A series of poems from the Lord of the Rings, all featuring the title-line as a prominent thread weaving through them.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Other
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1534 Read Count: 4867
[Report This] Published: 05/11/04 Updated: 05/11/04
Reviewer: Ria Signed
Date: 01/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: Last Alliance

It's very stirring. I really like the use of color and sound words. My one quibble is that "There were some that resisted" would be better grammatically.

Author's Response: *tsk* That is a very good point...yeah. Yeah, you\'re absolutely right. But I don\'t know if it\'s just that I\'ve been too familiarized with \"who\" or what it is, but I just don\'t think it has the same powerful ring (no pun intended). But yeah, it really would be, blast it all...stupid poetry. Anyway, thank you!

A Lost war by Lady Amarra Rated: R [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Oenone is a nymph in the myths about Troy, a former lover of Paris who was abandoned by him for Helena, he came back to her deadly wounded to beg for her to heal him. This is how she answered in my way. (Answer to a Challenge from Bloominglibrary from early 2004)
Categories: Other Movies
Characters: Paris, Helen
Genres: Romance, Drama, Angst, Tragedy, Fantasy
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1844 Read Count: 2077
[Report This] Published: 05/11/04 Updated: 05/11/04
Reviewer: Ria Signed
Date: 29/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: Death of a love

This was always one of my favorite scenes of the myth. I prefer the non-movie version where he doesn't make it to the fall of Troy, though. Yours is very vivid.

Summary: The Truly Pervy Adventures of TELEPORNO and his trusty sidekick Elr...erm...ORGASMO! A silly fic...what happens when two elf lords are kicked out by their wives? PLS REVIEW...:D This was written for the Little Balrog Yahoo Group SEX* Challenge. *Silver-haired Elf X-tasy...because those silver Haired elves whose names start with Cel just don't get laid enough...!!!!
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Legolas, Elrond, Celeborn, Glorfindel, Haldir, Erestor
Genres: Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10516 Read Count: 17638
[Report This] Published: 19/11/04 Updated: 20/11/04
Reviewer: Ria Signed
Date: 27/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: Celeborn Discovers a Book

This story cracked me up. My favorite phrase: "The Golden Wood." *Snicker!* Hmm . . . The Tower of Barad-dur? of Ecthelion? Long live pornody!

Summary: (Part of the "Lay of Mary's End" challenge from Noldo) With a flash of light, a girl appears in Fangorn Forest just in time to meet up with our heroes. However, things don't go quite as she planned...For all those who have read one too many bad 'Sue fics. ;)
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Gandalf / Olorin, Original Character
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1215 Read Count: 1308
[Report This] Published: 21/11/04 Updated: 21/11/04
Reviewer: Ria Signed
Date: 14/10/06 Title: Chapter 1: Mary-Sue in Fangorn

What a narrow escape! I like how you made the Mary Sue fit into their worldview -- of course she would be a creature of Saruman's.

RS

Author's Response: Or was she?! Dun dundun! Maybe she was just an \"innocent\" girl who \"fell\" and ME and--POOF! Dead! Oh, the poor thing! Mwahaha! ;)

Summary: Elladan and Elrohir discover a fascinating book about Gondolin in their father's library, and learn Glorfindel's story.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Elrond, Elrohir, Elladan, Glorfindel
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4945 Read Count: 3840
[Report This] Published: 28/11/04 Updated: 28/11/04
Reviewer: Ria Signed
Date: 22/04/06 Title: Chapter 2: The Battle

Excellent story!

RS

Summary: Arwen is fed up with fanfiction. But what lengths is she willing to go to in order to restore Middle Earth to normal? Crossover-mania!
Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 65399 Read Count: 24912
[Report This] Published: 03/12/04 Updated: 08/12/04
Reviewer: Ria Signed
Date: 15/02/08 Title: Chapter 7: Getting Things Back to.......Normal?

This is really funny so far.

Into M.E. by Varia Lectio Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 5]
Summary: A fairly dim-witted, Legolas-lusting girl falls into Middle-earth for no particularly good reason. What will she when she lands in a rather hostile, very ugly, and most importantly, *Legolas-free* area of her favorite fantasy world? Mary Sue parody!
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Original Character, Other
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2152 Read Count: 1246
[Report This] Published: 15/12/04 Updated: 15/12/04
Reviewer: Ria Signed
Date: 30/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: Into M.E.

I really like the Mary Sue bestiary, particularly Hobbit Sue's "no intelligible language".

Donna Nobis Pacem by Anais Rated: G [Reviews - 7]
Summary: An overly-long drabble inspired by one of my "favourite" genres of Tolkien "spin-offs" floating around. One of the first confrontations between sarcastic elitists and perfect creatures...
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Original Character, Other
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 923 Read Count: 1474
[Report This] Published: 24/12/04 Updated: 24/12/04
Reviewer: Ria Signed
Date: 07/04/07 Title: Chapter 1: Donna Nobis Pacem

It's charming, but perhaps it should be called Dona Nobis Pacem, since it doesn't seem to have a Donna in it.