Penname: AraionaDuBois [Contact] Real name:
Member Since: 08/06/06
Membership status: Member
Bio:
I love pretty much any kind of LotR story execpt the evil Mary-Sue...I have a working theory, Morgoth created the Mary-Sue to systematically destroy all of Arda. Once the strong heroes are weakened by the Sues, Morgoth will come back and control the world! (Well, you don't see many Morgoth Sues so...this theory could work you know.)
My second working theory is that Morgoth created the pretzel...anywho, if you wanna chat or get in touch, always e-mail! I love a good conversation!

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Summary: "The age of Men is over. The age of the Machine is come." An Un-named watcher views the later years of the age of Men. Set after the trilogy
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Morgoth / Melkor, Other
Genres: Tragedy, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 961 Read Count: 1186
[Report This] Published: 12/05/05 Updated: 12/05/05
Reviewer: AraionaDuBois Signed
Date: 08/06/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One

I really liked this! We're on the same thought plain on this one because I have to agree with the un-named watcher.

Arda Dreams by jules14 Rated: G [Reviews - 42]
Summary: Has anybody had any dreams about Tolkien's world that were funny, scary, or just plain bizarre? I know I sure as Morgoth have! If you have, and you want to put them in this collection, send them to me in an email or a review.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Bilbo, Billy Boyd, Boromir, Celebrían, Denethor, Dominic Monaghan, Eldarion, Elijah Wood, Elladan, Elrohir, Eowyn, Erestor, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gilraen, Gimli, Gollum, Ian Mckellen, Legolas, Liv Tyler, Lúthien Tinúviel, Maedhros, Maeglin, Merry, Morgoth / Melkor, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Other Canon Character, Peter Jackson, Pippin, Radagast, Sam, Saruman, Théoden, Viggo Mortensen, Will Turner
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 70 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14771 Read Count: 124832
[Report This] Published: 27/05/07 Updated: 14/09/13
Reviewer: AraionaDuBois Signed
Date: 28/05/07 Title: Chapter 1: Luthien with ADD

HAHAAHAH!!! That's funny! 'hey look! Rainbow unicorns!' :) funny... I can just picture that too. Hmm...I know I've had a few dreams involving Arda. I'll have to e-mail you them when I get a chance to write them down! Splendid idea by the by!

Author's Response: Thank you! Of course, now it\'s kind of spoiled the Tale of Luthien for me...I\'ll never be able to read it again without thinking, \"Hey, look! Rainbow unicorns!\"

Reviewer: AraionaDuBois Signed
Date: 29/05/07 Title: Chapter 3: Squirrely Keirrel

Hahaha! You've had some funny Tolkien dreams! I espically liked the one with Boromir...that was funny...:)

Reviewer: AraionaDuBois Signed
Date: 30/05/07 Title: Chapter 1: Luthien with ADD

Okay, I JUST had this dream last night. (I think it was infulenced by the X-Files too).

In this dream, I was a PPC agent sent to Middle-earth with seven other agents to fight this gigantic mushroom. A Sue author created it to stop the PPC from killing Sues. We got to the mushroom but it seeped out this gross liquid and trapped us inside of it. We must have been inside the mushroom for over a week.
Then I was rescued by Morgoth. He cleaned me up and wisked me away to Angband where we fell in love and lived happily for many years.
One day, Morgoth went away to see what Sauron was doing. I stayed home and caught up on the laundry and dishes.
There was a knock at the door and the PPC agents that I had been trapped in the mushroom with entered. I was overjoyed to see them but apparently they wern't overjoyed to see me. They started to rattle off this really long name...I think it was Derolimintiorlanlyiasyuia... (I'm sure I'm missing a few letters) and they started to charge me with being a Mary-Sue.I kept proclaiming my innocence and I insisted I was not this 'Dero' person but, in fact, Araiona DuBois of the PPC. The head agent did not listen to me and she pulled out her bow and shot me in the chest. But instead of blood, this green ooze came out of my chest and everything went blurry.
In the dream, I woke up in a PPC ambulance with my fellow agents. We were covered in this green slime. I asked how long we had been in the mushroom and the ambulance worker replied 'many, many, years.'
Thats when I woke up, for real, and went 'woah...so totally the X-Files espisode I watched yesterday!' It was a pretty cool dream! (Execpt for being a Mary-Sue due to mushroom infulence!)

Author's Response: Ha, ha! That was pretty funny. Maybe you should write a story about this giant mushroom.

Reviewer: AraionaDuBois Signed
Date: 07/07/07 Title: Chapter 7: Roasting Elijah Wood

Hahahaha now that's an interesting dream! I got another one for you. :)

I was working at Auntie Anne's Pretzel Place one not-so-busy afternoon when I thought I heard a strange wooshing noise. I brushed it off as the ovens and continued my work. Well, about ten minutes later I saw the fellowship running at a dead sprint past me. It sounded like they were screaming something like 'run faster!'
As soon as they had passed, I saw three more people running after them. With one look, I regonised them as The Doctor, Martha, and Jack from Doctor Who. The Doctor seemed to be yelling something like, 'get back here! You're not in the right time! Gotta get you back to Middle-earth! Blimey you lot can run fast!'
I exchanged looks with my fellow employee's before darting from the store and following the three Doctor Who characters. When I had caught up with them I told them, 'There are secret passages throughout the entire mall. If you use one, you may get ahead of them. I can show you, if you like.' The Doctor nodded and replied, 'show me'.
So, taking a quick turn we took off in one of the secret hallways. When we exited the hallway, the Fellowship was standing 10 feet away. I think that they thought that they lost us.
Aragorn then turned and spotted us and the Fellowship took off again with us in close pursuit. The Doctor yelled, 'Look! We're not here to hurt you! We're here to send you back to your proper home! Now stop running or you'll feel the fury of a Time Lord!'
Now I don't know if that threat frightened them, or if half of the Fellowship became tired of all the running, but they did stop.
Once we caught up to them, and caught out breath, The Doctor explained to the Fellowship what had happened. He told them that there had been an emergency temporal shift caused by a Dalek that had sent them here somehow. He then told them that if they would just follow him back to his ship, he would take them home. The Fellowship agreed and we all walked back through the mall. Along the way I started talking with Jack. He said to me, 'Captain Jack Harkness, and who might you be?' I told him my name and then the Doctor rolled his eyes and said 'oh don't start!' Jack replied, 'what?' and I stifled a laugh.
We reached the Doctor's ship, The TARDIS, and the Fellowship characters went in followed by Martha and Jack. The Doctor thanked me for my help and asked if I wanted to go with them, in payment for how I helped. I automatically said yes and then I went inside the TARDIS, had a cup of tea, and talked with the members of the Fellowship.
When we reached Middle-earth, the Doctor helped the Fellowship figure out where in Middle-earth they were before the temporal shift and once everything was settled the Doctor exclaimed, 'So, where to now? Oh I know! Barcelona!'

Author's Response: That\'s a REALLY interesting one! I don\'t know Doctor Who very well, but I can imagine how they\'d react if the Fellowship got sent to our time!

Reviewer: AraionaDuBois Signed
Date: 07/07/07 Title: Chapter 9: It's a Jolly Holiday with Morgoth

HAHAHAHAHA!!! My Eru! *speechless* I can imagine that being quite a strange dream! *snigger* Holiday of Morgoth... sounds interesting. ;)

Author's Response: Yeah...I kind of think it SHOULD be a real holiday.

Slander by jules14 Rated: G [Reviews - 5]
Summary: An extremely silly oneshot. Faramir and Denethor come back from Mandos to take revenge on Peter Jackson.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Boromir, Denethor, Faramir, Finduilas, Other
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2340 Read Count: 1801
[Report This] Published: 08/06/07 Updated: 08/06/07
Reviewer: AraionaDuBois Signed
Date: 08/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

*claps* hahahaha!!! I nearly spit out my water! Funny jules! Very very funny! Yay! At last! The wrong has been put right!! (by the by, whens the next chappie of the current MST coming out?)

Author's Response: Thank you! The next chapter will be out as soon as possible--it\'s a biggie this time, so it\'s taking longer than usual.